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Brovine Bro Fist

The act of several bros cumming on one bros hand and then he clenches into a fist and artificially inseminates a woman.
Me and my bros all got together and brovine bro fisted my wife last night.
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Brown Belt Bro 

A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.
Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.

New Bro-nfels 

the town where all the bros go to float the Comal and Guadalupe rivers. Not to be confused with New Braunfels.
All of the Sigma Nu dudebros from San Marcos and other parts of the dirty eight thirty went to New Bro-nfels to go tubing.
New Bro-nfels by drew7667 July 8, 2009

Buffle Bro 

A Buffle Bro is a student of the University of Colorado and enjoys spending his time watching sports and "bro-ing" out looking at tiffs. His favorite past-time, however, is looking like a total douche bag.
That Buffle Bro has three popped collars and a Buffaloes jersey on.
Buffle Bro by Kordd September 22, 2009

Chance Bro 

Better know as Two Scoops of Chance

Chance Bro was created in Chicago Illinois.

is pretty much means no
i need a better definition
Mgo: Think we should go help N#gga Bags with the luggage?
Hrag:Chance Bro( and we walk away)

Camper #1:Can I my phone tonight?
Unger Mgo:Chanceee(British accent)
Chance Bro by N#gga Mgo October 22, 2009

Basket bro 

The equivalant of a lax bro, only in basketball form.
John: I think Joe and Sean are gay...
Tom: No there just Basket Bros.
John: Oh.
Basket bro by Maxi_Pad01 December 2, 2010