SIMP

Stands for Small Impregnated Man Pussy. When you claim to be a man's man but instead you have a vagina.

Lionel used to be a man but one day he woke up to himself making a loud queef thus discoving he was a simp and was never the same again.

by The one that has no name June 9, 2022

Simp

A guy who just brought a grand worth of twitch bits to spend on belle delphine

(guy) oh no here comes the Simp
(Simp) aye guys belle delphine read my dono last night now's I just need her number

by Squeaksalot July 21, 2020

Simp

A homo sapiens who goes by the name Ale and is concerningly in love with any girl who happens to show a level of interest in him. He then proceeds to fall madly in love with them. Be careful once in love he serves as a non-listening safety hazard.

He is a simp.

by mayasierraaaaaa March 21, 2023

simp

to like or attracted

he’s a simp

by push na May 1, 2020

Princess simp

Jordan Sagers

Jordan is a princess simp he has all these bitches buying him shit

by Prince Hershey February 12, 2024

Simp

When someone named Noah has a big fat crush on someone that realistically will never like him back and he just can’t get over it. She’s not gonna date you dude, let it go 🫤

Person 1: “hey I think that noah guy is a little simp”
Person 2: “what makes you think that?”
Person 1: “he’s actually obsessed with you and he makes it so obvious even though you keep friend zoning him”

by TevanTheCoolest March 20, 2024

simp

a man with no spine. deletes tinder after talking to a girl for a week. wouldn't give someone mouth to mouth because he has a girlfriend. often comes in the form of men named Ryland Willamson.

wow that Ryland guy is such a simp

by scandanavianclown April 22, 2020