Sniper Monkey

A monkey tower from the big hit tower defense games such as Bloons TD 5 and Bloons TD 6 that can pop incoming bloons by sniping them in an infinite range for damage.

"My Sniper Monkeys took care of MOAB class bloons pretty easily."

by TestUser999 December 17, 2021

clapping monkey

This is the comprehensize dictionary of the clapping monkey phrase:
1)A small toy for children
2)A metaphor for a women who has had lots of sex and is such very loose and is in need of corrective surgery. Sum1 u wudnt want 2 have sex with!!! There is even hand motions to go with it.

She was as loose as a clapping monkey

by bionicman April 13, 2005

Cock Monkey

A person of dubious ancestral background (i.e. closer to Neanderthal than is entirely comfortable) who sets themselves low standards and consistently fails to achieve them.

That George, he's a right Cock Monkey. I bet he couldn't even keep a McJob!

by Spank Wangler December 9, 2008

monkey on acid

A animal that is good fun to watch but even better while on a stamp collection

lets go to the zoo and give the monkeys candy

by bob October 15, 2003

monkey tennis

Womens Football

haha, look at them women trying to play football; it looks like monkeys trying to play tennis

by Mr Rense April 20, 2004

pig monkey

See also human
The true animal in which the mutated species known as "human beings" are descended from. It's most prominent features include utter stupidity and or ignorance, a craving for red meat, and a need for constant warfare or battle. Famous pig monkeys include Chuck Norris, and Bruce Campbell.

Pat Condell is not an excellent example of a pig monkey.

by Mia'q The Liar May 13, 2008

monkey nuts

The testicles of a member of the ape family.

Wow look at that pair of monkey nuts.

by Anonymous March 20, 2003