rule 900000000

If it exists there's an silly goober verison of it

1:Guys why is there an werid verison of Minecraft called "goobercraft"?
2:RULE 9000000000!

by SARP1STHEBEST September 30, 2023

Rules

False pretenses. One after the other.

Hym "I don't have rules... Wait! I have THREE rules! What were my rules again? 🤔 Hmm... I don't remember. Wait! I remember one! I am the exception to all rules!"

by Hym Iam March 21, 2025

70/30 rule 130%

Words of wisdom from Iron Ike during a trip to Southeast Asia after arriving in New Delhi on an 18 hour flight explains how things work in India

Iron Ike muttered that this situation followed the 70/30 rule 130% of the time before realizing the logic of the statement and it would forever be associated with his wisdom

by El Diablo4eva March 31, 2025

New rule

It’s now illegal to wear any other coloured eyeliner than black!!

NEW RULE ::Have you heard that any other Coloured eyeliner than black is banned? , :: omg what?? I love my eyeliner

by tt:: @..charsswirls February 16, 2022

Rule 766

Money and Power
The only things you need, your only goals, your only dreams are money and power, that's all you need

Judge: you gave up the love of a woman, a normal life, and for what? to have a life of luxury and stress, to become someone, but why?

Defendant: Rule 766

by Sighnal August 20, 2023

rule 964

If you let someone borrow your hot glue gun, they HAVE to send you a full on tittie pic in return.

I let you borrow my hot glue gun. Rule 964

by Vic rock November 30, 2023

helberts rule

A saying inventended by Charles Helbert in the late 1900's, the rule is "If something's brown it might not taste good."

Person A: "You shouldn't eat that"
Person B: "Why so my friend?"
Person A: "Helberts rule"

by Jreevk February 25, 2015