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Dirty Fuckin Mexican

A beaner that talks like he is white, dresses like he is a china man, spells his name like a girl, and is only 5 feet tall (on his tippy toes). You may find him cleaning teeth or hanging out with badasses like 'white trash bastard' but he really belongs in the field.
"Notorious KLZ (aka Kristopher Lee Zamora) is a Dirty Fuckin Mexican"
by I B 'White Trash Bastard' April 27, 2009
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hairy mexican

A shot with 1/2 oz. of tequila, generally Jose Cuervo, and 1/2 oz. of whiskey, Jack Daniels or Jim Beam. If you have some wambos, patron and black label can be substituted.

The hairy mexican was invented at the University of Rochester in Chambers, and has become a popular tradition throughout the past few years.

Warning: this drink is highly potent and is not to be taken lightly and will fuck you up.
The hairy mexican consists in utilizing half tequila and half whiskey on a shot.
by Chamber230 September 19, 2009
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Crazy Mexican

Similar to tequila shots with lemon and salt, only the salt is snorted and the lemon is squeezed into the eye, only then can the shot be drunk.
Dave:
we should do tequila shots.
Phillip:
Maybe, im kinda keen for a crazy mexican though.
Dave:
I dunno man, last time i did that i couldnt see for a week and my nose still itches from the salt.
by spazman727 March 27, 2009
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The Great mexican donkey ride

When your having sexual intercourse In doggie position You pull out your penis just before ejaculation and you then ejaculate in your hand and sit on your partners back and Shout "YEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHH!"
Frank : Awwh man me and judy Tried the great mexican donkey ride
Jermaine : Awwh You serious?
Frank : Hell yeh G-dog
Jermaine : safe
by Pears and such July 7, 2010
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Southeast Mexican Christmas

when one is drunk as fuck and starts throwing up but is still horny from the poon they got turned down from so you jerk off in a vigorous manner and is also randomly shitting.....with or without a condom on for no reason.
holy shit dude wheres klide? hes drunk as fuck in the bathroom havin a southeast mexican christmas.
by willhelm dixenteeth December 18, 2010
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Nazi Mexican jr.

A taco bell loving mamas girl with a big fat hairy vagina with 5 tattoos that don't mean shit. Also will hunt down any one who comes between her and her ex boyfriends. Also see physco.
Damnit that Nazi Mexican Jr. I hooked up with Nikis Ex-boyfriend last night and she came after me with a knife.
by june ferkenblaster June 30, 2008
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Snow Mexican

A pergorative of "Canadian"- used by our neighbors to the south. Synonyms:a)"Candidian", a deriviative of Candida infection. b)"Porchsicle", a derivative of "Porch Monkey".
I'm glad I make more money than some damned socialist Snow Mexican, bunch of porchsicles!!
by allen anderson May 28, 2006
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