by I Told You Edward January 13, 2013

When you have anal sex with a girl right after they take a dumb and when you take your penis out, the girl licks the poop off of it.
Last night Jenny had a chocolate covered rod!
After i banged her in the ass, i made her like my chocolate covered rod!
After i banged her in the ass, i made her like my chocolate covered rod!
by Halasheek Muhhammad October 8, 2009

When you stick an almondjoy in your partner’s asshole and fuck it until it melts, then nut in it and siphon it out with a hershey’s squirt bottle (creating ganassche) and use it to glaze a chocolate cake.
“Yesterday was my whore sister Cindy’s birthday, so I fucked her ass with an almondjoy and made sure she got her little german chocolate hole.”
by Herpderpity May 12, 2025

When a girl gives you a blumpkin and then eats your shitty ass directly afterwards, and then proceeds to suck your dick while warming up your balls with a lighter.
by ballknower44 February 16, 2025

A specific movie or show that is about some kid that likes chocolate and gets a golden ticket to visit Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory. Charlie comes along with 4 other kids that experience bad luck and torture.
Veruca Salt was thrown in a garbage shoot by squirrels.
Augustus Gloop drowned in the chocolate river.
Mike Teavee gets trapped inside a TV.
Violet Beauregarde becomes violet.
Veruca Salt was thrown in a garbage shoot by squirrels.
Augustus Gloop drowned in the chocolate river.
Mike Teavee gets trapped inside a TV.
Violet Beauregarde becomes violet.
by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 18, 2023

by Dazzler bwg June 27, 2022

by PeachesNAlex September 23, 2015
