Sniff my beans 

May be used instead of "suck my balls" when situation proves that it's inappropriate, or when speaking to a child. Either way, it gets the point across, in an innocent way.

"Yeah, yeah Sean, sniff my beans."

Sniff my beans by sniffmybeans May 6, 2010

Billy Beane 

The God of Major League Baseball.

Billy Beane is the smartest man on Earth and will forever change the game of baseball.

"In Billy We Trust"

Billy Beane by Baked Beanes June 11, 2006

Beaner weiner

The small uncircumsized penis on a person. Namely one of Spanish or Latin decent. But can be used for any male typically a Mexican that is not legal.

Hey Janet how was last night with Francisco?

Ennhhh not soo good the guy has a beaner weiner.

Ohh sorry at least he looks good in a cowboy hat and oversized belt buckle

Beaner weiner by Jahn mccool March 2, 2010

Snow Beaner 

A person of native Alaskan (inuit, eskimo) decent living in the lower 48 states looking like a mexican, or puerto rican or whereever the latinos in the area are from

My family's not from mexico. We're from Fairbanks. I'm a snow beaner. We came over the other border.

Snow Beaner by Jcan1969 April 8, 2011

hot beans 

Exlamatory phrase to describe pleasure one feels due to pleasing/superior characteristics of something, in reference to the pleasure of consuming heated beans of whatever kind.
Often used by people who rebel against the mainstream'd phrase 'cool beans,' which seems to denote pleasure in comparison to unheated beans.

Friend 1: I just got the new _______ CD!
Friend 2: Hot beans! Cany you burn me a copy?

hot beans by Brad Slocum December 28, 2005

fuck beans 

Random expression of anger and shock.

Jim: Hey, did you engage your parking break? Because that looks like you car rolling down the hill.
Steve: What? Fuck beans!

fuck beans by Jon July 2, 2004

cool beanz 

A word used to describe something that is either abnormally cool, or stupid. In the latter case, people use cool beanz to make someone feel better about their stupid comment.

Those shoes are cool beanz!

cool beanz by Casey534 September 26, 2005