Penis Bitilitis

An affliction in which the one giving a hummer has teeth that are somehow too big.

Ouch! Hey baby, enough with the Penis Bitilitis!

by Ira Mitchell & James Simpson August 12, 2002

penis colada

a regular pena colada, with a little extra jazz...

jizztini, drunk sperm, use you imagination, penis colada

by yornocgunnawrybatit January 14, 2010

penis smoke

Crack pipe smoking. Smoke from a "glass dick"

"dude i went to Tyrone's, and there was so much penis smoke in the room."

by krookedcrow September 7, 2008

penis bitalitus

general purpose exclamation

Penis bitalitus!! That was some good ham.

by I. Freemely July 22, 2002

Penis Buffer

When watching a porno or other adult video online when it halts to buffer the video unfortunately to the image of a man's penis.

"I was trying to watch Star Whores but since my internet is slow, I got penis buffered by OG Wang Can Do ME"

by tombearrr September 3, 2011

Penis Bitilitis

(Med.) Affliction where one is unable to be anything but a complete dick. Easy to diagnose and common with humans engaged in the fields of law, banking or customer service.

Dude! It's not my fault you have Penis Bitilitis!

by Ira Mitchell & James Simpson July 23, 2002

penis linguines

a phrase used as an insult to another person.

"your such a penis linguines"

by Jared Narine March 28, 2003