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Bad Bitch

Generally a female or an effeminate who has the power to shape the world around them to their advantage with their words and/or actions.
Jenna walked in and immediately closed the deal, because she's a bad bitch!
by DonkeyJazz May 18, 2022
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Why defend bad people

Because it's the basis of our legal system
Hym "Why defend bad people, Candace? Isn't one of the axioms of your religion that everyone is bad? Literally? If you can't defend bad people (to you) YOU can't defend anyone!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
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bad lad

what people whos first name starts with a g and ends in ia is
my friend gia is such a bad lad
by goodlad69 September 13, 2021
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Big Bad Brad

Big Bad Brad (noun): A lumbering, sub-human brute with a bulbous frame and an unnaturally wide base. His thick, fat, calloused hooves are often crammed into women’s footwear. His face, a big, dumb, perfectly round slab of confusion, sits atop his hairy mass, though his scalp remains curiously barren. He speaks in a slow, monotone drawl, as if each word is a struggle against his own stupidity.

Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), he suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.

A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.

Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
Jimmy: Big Bad Brad showed up late again, wheezing like he ran a marathon wearing those damn women’s shoes.

Melvin: I swear those shoes are crying for help. Probably like his dentist every time he walks in.

Jimmy: Speaking of cries for help, what’s the over/under on his next fake medical emergency?

Melvin: Two hours—max. My money’s on “mystery heart failure” again.
by Dwaggerbomb March 11, 2025
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bad bitty

by shartluver22 November 8, 2020
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Bad Chaser

by Snakist December 30, 2020
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grandaddy bad

The biggest and the baddest around. He is the "Grandaddy of all things bad"
Teacher of knowledge, a mentor to others.
What would Grandaddy Bad do?
by GBAD April 9, 2017
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