A geer bro is someone who would be described as : hypocritical, special needs, violent (spitting), thinks there sigma but can sometimes maintain a good amount of general knowledge. Usually spotted staring at pigeons.
by Hdzhu isjzbsvs bd May 27, 2024
Get the Geer bromug. 
The male of all males. When people murmur this word, testosterone immediately envelopes all those around the gigatron bro. Some may call him THE bro of bros, others may call him the alpha male at the top of the food chain, and others may call him…Jonas.
by Jdogg212 March 1, 2024
Get the Gigatron bromug. also SEE: Bro-Walling
Bro-Walled
When a group of bro's form a wall at a concert and refuse to dance to any song but would rather just stand and watch with their arms folded shoulder to shoulder. Its termed bro-wall because this wall is between you and everyone having fun dancing yet they won't let you walk around them literally walling you out from the fun section of the crowd.
Bro-Walled
When a group of bro's form a wall at a concert and refuse to dance to any song but would rather just stand and watch with their arms folded shoulder to shoulder. Its termed bro-wall because this wall is between you and everyone having fun dancing yet they won't let you walk around them literally walling you out from the fun section of the crowd.
I was at the DEADMAU5 concert last night trying to dance in the pit up front when I was totally Bro-Walled by five frat guys.
Skrillex was awesome except for the fact 4 total bro's in front of us all wearing sperry's and polos were bro-walling us out of the group of hot girls dancing.
Skrillex was awesome except for the fact 4 total bro's in front of us all wearing sperry's and polos were bro-walling us out of the group of hot girls dancing.
by guywhohatesfrats February 26, 2012
Get the Bro-Wallmug. A carpo yup bro is a middle class 1st - 3rd year who acts like he’s from fortlawn (e.g) Andy blackberry and Harry flood
by The Alan fella September 12, 2022
Get the Carpo yup bromug. Typically Western men (often American) who hope (or believe) that IF they can travel to a developing foreign nation, then they will be able to convince a woman there to marry them, fantasizing that such a union would allow the “Passport Bro” to treat their wife badly without consequence.
In this mindset vague, fauxstalgic gender-segregated roles are embraced, supposed rules which require nothing from a male partner other than his willingness to assess and correct the behavior, beliefs, and any/all actions of his female partner. To be perceived as “worthy” of a Passport Bro, a woman must be submissive to him completely, with no opinions, thoughts, or desires of her own.
The “Passport Bro” is not capable of understanding that a long term relationship requires both partners to be stable, emotionally mature, and whole- people capable of love and respect. The fallacy of the “Passport Bro” is that those proudly labeling themselves as such earnestly believe that by making use of conscious deception and manipulation, aided by a language barrier he will purposefully not alleviate, a healthy and loving romantic relationship that stands the tests of time will develop.
In this mindset vague, fauxstalgic gender-segregated roles are embraced, supposed rules which require nothing from a male partner other than his willingness to assess and correct the behavior, beliefs, and any/all actions of his female partner. To be perceived as “worthy” of a Passport Bro, a woman must be submissive to him completely, with no opinions, thoughts, or desires of her own.
The “Passport Bro” is not capable of understanding that a long term relationship requires both partners to be stable, emotionally mature, and whole- people capable of love and respect. The fallacy of the “Passport Bro” is that those proudly labeling themselves as such earnestly believe that by making use of conscious deception and manipulation, aided by a language barrier he will purposefully not alleviate, a healthy and loving romantic relationship that stands the tests of time will develop.
“Hey Anna, if one of those creepy Passport Bros won’t leave you alone, try this: Start speaking grammatically perfect English and then mention a 19th century novelist they’ll panic and run. Swear to God. The trash takes itself out, if you know what I mean.”
“Maria, that is brilliant. I’m never wasting another moment trying to get away from a Passport Bro without worrying he’s going to murder me for not being interested in him.”
“Maria, that is brilliant. I’m never wasting another moment trying to get away from a Passport Bro without worrying he’s going to murder me for not being interested in him.”
by Bijou_Bijan April 9, 2024
Get the Passport Bromug. A bro statement is a form of statement made online where the speaker begins with the word "bro" to refer to a living subject and follows with a description of a certain action they performed or trait they exhibit. Bro statements are used to point out a trait or action that is humorous in nature and worthy of some level of criticism, either presenting mild, unserious judgment of a trait or action considered weird or goofy, or complete ridicule of a disliked trait or action. Traditionally, bro statements are followed by skull emojis, normally two, to express laughter, and sometimes feature one normal laughing emoji, most likely the tilted variant, to accompany the skull emoji or emojis. Rarely will a bro statement with emojis have only laughing emojis, but they do exist.
A variant of the bro statement is the lil bro statement, where the speaker begins with "lil bro", or in formal spelling, "little bro". Lil bro statements are mainly used for serious ridicule, calling the subject "little" in a malicious manner, although unserious lil bro statements do exist.
A variant of the bro statement is the lil bro statement, where the speaker begins with "lil bro", or in formal spelling, "little bro". Lil bro statements are mainly used for serious ridicule, calling the subject "little" in a malicious manner, although unserious lil bro statements do exist.
Examples of Bro Statements:
- "Bro skipped leg day 💀💀"
- "bro got negative rizz 🤣💀💀"
- "bro just admitted to watching hentai 💀"
- "bro got that Marge Simpson haircut 💀💀"
- "lil bro is built like Gollum from Lord of the Rings 💀💀"
- "bro is mad 💀💀"
- "Bro skipped leg day 💀💀"
- "bro got negative rizz 🤣💀💀"
- "bro just admitted to watching hentai 💀"
- "bro got that Marge Simpson haircut 💀💀"
- "lil bro is built like Gollum from Lord of the Rings 💀💀"
- "bro is mad 💀💀"
by DarkPandaLord May 3, 2023
Get the Bro Statementmug.