cock future

An investment in condoms

"If you didn't wanna knock her up, you should've invested in a cock future"

by Sex_Joke July 13, 2016

Cold Cocking

1. The act of putting someone's "member in a block of ice and then smashing it," a fighting technique developed by the Eskimo people. -Bill Hader in Documentary Now

2. The act of sucker-punching someone with great force, usually knocking them out.

"The Eskimos are a wily lot. Though they were smaller than him they clobbered him. They ended up shoving snow up his butt and cold cocking him." -Bill Hader in Documentary Now

by J Boulder June 24, 2016

cock on the brain

When someone puts it in your ear and you can feel it touch your brain so hard.

We were just hanging out and he put his " cock on the brain" ; it felt so weird .

by Colly Color June 23, 2016

slimy cock

When your cock gets slimy of shit or pussy juice.It can be from sperm too.

"jeez look at his slimy cock!!" said bob the banana basterd.

by flfddkl February 1, 2018

Dough Cocking

When a male ejaculates into a pizza or a dougnut.

That Dominos Pizza Delivery Guy was dough cocking in my pizza. I never taseted cum like that.

by joeydougnuts December 31, 2012

Cock Block

Cock blocking is when a man is interested in having sexual relations with a female and is interrupted by a 3rd party making the chances of him having sexual intercourse with female much harder.

Kristen is cock blocking

by TT203 December 5, 2011

Cock Wedgie

When your shorts or pants ride up underneath your sack giving the feeling of having a wedgie

johns shorts were so tight that he got a cock wedgie.

by Musky94 August 16, 2011