Brown Eyed Girl 

-Noun-

1) An act in which a heterosexual couple performs anal sex. Afterward, the male wipes his feces-covered penis over the eyes of his partner. Hence, the term "brown eyed."

2) A girl who has recently experienced the "Brown eyed girl."

-My boyfriend gave me the brown eyed girl, so I couldn't see while crossing the street.

-I gave her the brown eyed girl, because I couldn't find any toilet paper.

-Some people call the brown eyed girl an art medium, but experts argue that it is merely a method of genital hygiene.

Brown Eyed Girl by Wheaties_ftw March 16, 2010

Cooter Brown 

A sex act in which a woman insert one end of a toy into her cooter and the other end into your brown.

She hit me with the old cooter brown.

Cooter Brown by ProfessorDoctorTime June 6, 2015

Brown Noise 

The sound of brown. It is a low pitch sound that makes the listeners asshole go "BLAH!!," leaving the pants of the victim heavy and very very brown.

When I was at that rap concert last night they hit the brown noise and all the niggas in the house shit demselves.

Brown Noise by Fat Man Jumpin April 27, 2006

bronson 

The term bronson (AKA Bronson Juice) was first used in reference to a can of Coors Light. Surfacing around the summer of 2001 it has since been generalized to describe any beer that comes in a 30-pack.

Yo, toss me an ice cold bronson

bronson by TeddyG May 9, 2006

Brown Cloud

The Brown Cloud, or Brown Clouding is the act of firmly placing a soiled infant diaper into a female partner's face, while having sexual intercourse from a doggystyle position.

The Brown Cloud is an advanced sexual maneuver requiring one male, one female, a doggystyle position, a soiled baby diaper (must be #2), and one firm swing arm.

One must maintain a firm grip on his partner while plunging almost epileptically, grab the soiled baby diaper with a cupped hand, and firmly smash the poo side of the diaper into his partners face (as one might do with a pie).

You achieve extra cool points if some of the #2 enters the mouth or nostrils of the female. Also, it is considered incorrect if you stop thrusting at any point during this process.

It is perfectly ok to state after the event has taken place that you have officially "Brown Clouded a Bitch."

B-On: "Hey, lets fuck"
Dre-A: "Ok"
B-On: "Bend over"
Dre-A: "Ok"
***doggystyle slapping sounds***
***epileptic seizure plunging***
****FWAP****
B-On: "Yup, that's doo doo on your face"
Dre-A: *garbled sounds*
B-On: "Did you cum before I brown clouded you bitch?"

Brown Cloud by B-On July 7, 2009

brown baggin 

The process of putting a brown bag over a sex partner's face to fully engage in sexuall activity without seeing that partner's face to ruin the act itself.

DAMN she has a fine body, but i would have to be brown baggin that face for the deed to get done.

brown baggin by outkaste3 October 16, 2006

Alaskan Brown Flower 

After a prolonged session of anal sex, the head of the penis is caked with feces. Upon withdrawal the recipient is presented with the penis as the caked-on-poo separates away like petals from a brown flower.

After taking Sally to a mexican restaurant for all you can eat bean burritos and margaritas, and an all night anal session while she was passed out, I capped the evening by presenting her a nice Alaskan brown flower.

Alaskan Brown Flower by FightingPrick March 3, 2010