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Donald Trump 

(Noun) A type of fuck stain that occurs when a willing straight man's obsolete butthole is filled with a premium blend of rusty Pennies, Iguana bones, motor oil, Vaseline, Maggots, Ghost Peppers and PCP while another straight man willingly yet forcefully mashes the ingredients together with his salty throbbing flesh covered glue blaster and simultaneously chews a Cobra Pancreas in half while spitting venom onto his own raging dick with each violent ass crushing thrust nonchalantly on a fucking Tuesday.
"Er mah gerd Hun is that Hershey's Syrup on the base of your cock?" "Nah babe it's just a stain I got from being on the giving end of a dick to ass consultation." " Er mah gerd Hun that is sooo hot. I am dripping with wetness now can I please devour that stain?" " Go ahead Hun and lick Donald Trump off the D." church republican democrat ted cruz donald trump iguana tuesday

Ronald McDonald Trump 

Donald Trump and all his stupid campaign plans.

Can also be used as Ronald McDonald Trumping, to take a funny-shaped and smelly shit
A: Did you hear what Ronald McDonald Trump said in his campaign rally?
B: Yeah, he's got some big plans for someone with a small penis.

Donald Trump 

A trash bag of racial slurs with cheese whiz on top
Guy 1: Hey, you wanna here a joke!
Guy 2: Sure!
Guy 1: Donald Trump's presidential campaign!
Donald Trump by coolguy74 November 14, 2015

Singapore 4 Trump 

When tax fugitives and corrupt entrepreneurs in Singapore want to ostentatiously donate millions to Trump’s post-election fund to help him fight against “fraudulent ballots”—which prevented him from being re-elected in the 2020 presidential election—in the hope that come 2024, when he ran again and won bigly, he would grant them tax concessions as a quid pro quo.
Ironically, most members of Singapore 4 Trump are filthy rich permanent citizens and naturalized citizens from mainland China and India, and millionaires and billionaires who had fled the US and the EU to settle in tax-heaven Singapore, who bet that having Trump as the re-elected president in 2024 or 2028 would be an auspicious year for their businesses.
Singapore 4 Trump by MathPlus December 10, 2020

Donald Trump 

1. A racist candidate for president that disqualified himself because of his Muslim plan. Before his plan, he had 30% of voters voting for him. Now, he has 33%. This world is fucked up!
2. A billionaire having a net worth of $8.7 billion, with many buildings and sites such as Trump Towers(by the way there's more than one!) and a winery!
1. "Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what the hell is going on." --Donald Trump
2. Documents from Trump's camp put his net worth at $8.7 billion, with $3.3 billion alone from "real estate licensing deals, brand and branded assets." --A website I can't put here
Donald Trump by MrTechno March 21, 2016

donald trump 

donald trump is a terrible person. therfore he is trash
donald trump by furrypansexual December 8, 2020

Donald Trump 

to be racist or a racist person
''i want to kill a person because of a persons race''
''that 's Donald trump