Lions Butter

The insatiable sense of optimism that overcomes you anytime the Detroit Lions do something that is less than absolutely horrible.

Like beer goggles, but for the NFL team under the Ford family’s grip of death.

Bob: What a Great Game! The Lions only lost by a Field goal. Things are looking up for the team this year.

Bill: Do you always keep your Lions Butter at room temperature, Bob?

by DownInTheDumps February 7, 2022

Frog Butter

You take a guy in a frog suit and a tub of butter and then you shit it all out and bam baby frog butter

Hey what do you want on your cow steak
Frog Butter

by Super Blue January 21, 2022

Cuck butter

Hiring a male dairy farmer to have sex with you wife. Then using his semen to make butter.

Susan:Requis and I had a lovely lunch with my husband. We had fresh cuck butter right from the churn.

Stacy: what the fuck is wrong with you?

by Imsobisexualitsweirs February 11, 2018

Virginia Peanut Butter

A sub-class of Truffle Butter with a significantly higher fluid ratio from the stink than the pink.

I’m never taking a girl out to Taco Bell again, my dick was dripping in Virginia Peanut Butter!

by mrvirginpeantubutter September 17, 2021

No butter

Straight and to the point; concise. No extra fat or fluff when making a point or during conversation.

“Just give it to me straight Jimmy, no butter bro.”

by G7373 May 18, 2025

buttered tongue

someone who is good at flattering and praising people into doing things for them

The politician used his buttered tongue to get people to fund his campaign.

by trashman101 February 7, 2025

Butter Nuts

When the male testicles tighten from becoming warmer than 96.6 degrees Fahrenheit and raise up toward the body.

He had frozen butter nuts after he came inside after playing in the snow.

by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016