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So-Called Friend

Some guy who thinks life is all about sex, getting fuckered on alcohol, weed, and having a lesbian girlfriend while still calling himself a Christian. This guy also claims to have dropped out of uni because he was on the wrong course, obviously he DROPPED out, why? Because he failed.
But yet still has the decency to call former friends a flop.
Fuck you dumbass, my life is better off without you.
I won't see you in hell, also I wont see you with any qualifications either. Ha!

Someone who you think is your friend but turns out not to be, can be classed as a Frenemy or Backstabber

Someone who is a hypocrite and talks shit about you when they themselves are the epitome of what is So-Called friend and failure.
Friend 1: I can't believe he said that. =O
Friend 2: Puh, So-Called friend indeed.
by Mari~ November 18, 2009
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Happy Tree Friend

the Happy Tree Friend, also known as "Amicus venerandum", is a North American species of the Mammalia class. A tree friend usually appears as an adorable woodland creature, with different species forms ranging from rabbits to squirrels to chipmunks. They have boot feet, buck-teeth, heart noses, and Pac-Man eyes. All of them have thin lines located on their philtrum, between the nose and mouth. According to MrRockGuy who gave a definition to this in June 2004, they die in horribly violent accidents and situations, and this is actually true too sometimes! However, mostly when they get hurt, they will make noises ranging from screams to whimpers, and depict injuries as well. Mostly, there is no blood in the injuries, but some bleeding, to make sure it's appropriate for children. These animals behave mostly like children, seeking people to play with. Even though they can get bored too, they are also kept as pets according to Statistics Canada. Some of them have cheeks too; a few of them have freckles, gapped teeth, and antlers if they're a moose. They can sing, speak clear English and gibberish, and dance.

According to Animal Planet, they are usually found in cities and towns, even in rural places. As well as that, they can even be found in America too! If a tree friend appears as an anteater, the animal has NO BUCKTEETH OR NOSE, just a trunk.
some british boi narrator named michael rosen: hey guys watching the telly, this is bbc planet earth. today we be taking a look at, well, can't see ems?
a tree friend: Wheeeee! *laughing* Wahoo! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Me: AAAGH!! A TREE FRIEND!! Y'ALL NOT SURVIVE!! MUST YEET!!
*yeets the tree friend and pulls out his meaty striped venison in order to use him as food*
the narrator: oh, its called a happy tree friend. well, we're in a forest in London, England. A seething predator, homo sapiens, is violently gaming the animal. I've just found the animal to actually be Cuddles the rabbit.
*after*
narrator: we see a family in London eating this tree friend. it's complete with spices and pepper as well as other seasonings.
elmer fudd: ahh, woasted wabbit boi
by MrWhomstDVe December 29, 2018
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i'm holding it for a friend

I am most certainly not holding it for a friend.
Johnny what is this newly purchased carton of Marlboro's doing in your sock drawer?

It's not mine...I'm holding it for a friend!
by Simone! June 18, 2011
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Best Fake Friends

When you are forced to be phony friends with someone you hate due to sharing the same work environment.
Mary: "Wow, did I just see you talking and laughing with Jane?"
Sarah: "Ya, she was transferred to our project - so now we're on the same team and are BFF's"
Mary: "Really? I thought you hated her?"
Sarah: "Oh I hate her fucking face. We're Best Fake Friends now."
by DJ Chazzy Chaz September 8, 2011
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special lady friend

A person whom you are dating exclusively, but who has not yet been elevated to "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" status.

See also: "special lady friend"
I'd like you guys to meet my special lady friend Jill; we've been sleeping--err, chilling together for about three weeks now.
by Sunfish February 16, 2005
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fair-weather friend

Quite simply, a traitor who seems to be your friend when things are going well in your life, but will ditch you the second things start to look bad. Fair-weather friends are often very selfish with sociopathic elements in their personalities, and are usually on the prowl for a poor tool to take advantage of. He/she won't miss an opportunity to use someone to get something. Watch yourself, or you could be the next victim!
Once William lost his job and his house, like a fair-weather friend, Paul was quick to ditch him and look for someone else to mooch from.
by Nimrod_Nineveh April 7, 2010
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my little friend

If your going to act that way, i'm just going to have to bring out my little friend.
by Light Joker April 26, 2006
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