John Crews

Biggggg beefy daddy John, he makes you want to pull off all your clothes and spray all over. He is your king once you dap him up. Hot body John they call him. Some people deny his glorious seduction but they all cave eventually!

John crews made me cum

John Crews by Aiden Johnson September 27, 2023

John Crews

A person that makes everyone around super duper horny. His hot body gives erections to everyone in a ten foot radius.

That dude John Crews made me cum as soon as I saw him.

John Crews by Aiden Johnson September 27, 2023

John Lyons School 

Worst private school ever. Mostly due to having shitty students that dump you the day after asking you out. Their music teachers have kids that lie so much your not even sure they told the truth about their name. The guys grow baby moustaches thinking it cool but please god dammit just shave ur pedostache its not a good look.

"Should I go to John Lyons School?"
"God no the guys there are all dumb liars"

John Lyons School by Billie joe slay October 2, 2023

John Cornelius 

The name of the conductor guy from the polar express

“You know when I first watched the polar express as a kid, I had a crush on John Cornelius”
“What is wrong with you”

John Cornelius by FanOfPolarExpress31 October 9, 2023

John Syndrome 

John syndrome is a disease that is commonly found in people named John (Johnson). When touched by someone with the syndrome, you will gain it, and become a John, or possibly even a Johnson.

Get the fuck outta there, he has John Syndrome!

John Syndrome by Cowfoodi October 17, 2023

john syndrome 

John Syndrome is a disease typically found among people named John or Johnson, but can easily be transmitted to the average human by being touched by one already with it.

Get the fuck outta here, he has John Syndrome!

john syndrome by busstex69 October 17, 2023

john glenn middle school 

the worst place on earth.

located in bedford, ma., it has a student population of 600 students, half of which are probably going to end up vaping in high school if not earlier. named after some old superintendent, not the astronaut.

the 6th graders at JGMS are out of their mind. passing by any 6th grader, you will hear the most aggressive and obscene language come out of their mouth. its fucking terrifying.

the 7th graders at JGMS are basically 6th graders but nerfed. the popular girls are all obnoxious and wear ten pounds of makeup. they're attendance abusers and just annoying.

8th graders are just 7th graders on steroids. half of them vape in the bathroom and fight in the middle of a hallway. they think they're better than everyone.

the teachers also suck too. most can't even do their job correctly and care too much about political correctness to teach.

person 1: what school do you go to
person 2: i go to john glenn middle school
person 1: isn't that place hell on earth?
person 2: worse.

john glenn middle school by dads_divorce_papers October 20, 2023