fuck the dog

1. to waste time doing nothing

2. to make a severe mistake

Don't just stand there and fuck the dog, get going.

by The Return of Light Joker March 17, 2008

butt fucking

The greatest hole on Earth

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

fuck out

To screw something up utterly

"Wow, Naomi really fucked out Biology last year, lets hope she does better second time around."

OR

"Don't forget to bring the cider for tonight's party"
"It's alright, I've got it covered, I'm not gonna fuck out."

by Nomtron August 15, 2006

a good fuck

A woman who knows to work with you on journey to where you both want to go~

A woman who keeps her lips soft and moist when she kisses. A woman who knows how to move with you and grip while twisting and rolling with you. A good fuck is a babe with a soft touch, warm hands, strong hips, thighs and the stamina to keep up with you. As for me, I feel I should be a man - get her hot with my touching, drink her moisture with my lips and use my tongue get her off two or three times. I want her floating before I go in .

by Thunder_06 April 9, 2006

Practice Fuck

When you've been out of the game for awhile and plan on going back to your old ways but don't know how good your sex skills are anymore.

girl: well i wanna go back to treating guys the way they treated me.... but its been awhile.

girl2: just go get with tom, he'll be your practice fuck.

by candyapplepie February 22, 2010

clutter-fuck

When a room in one's living quarters is full of random clutter, causing one to stumble through or walk around things in the room. The clutter can be consisted of furniture, boxes, or anything in excess.

Alternative Use: Clutter-fuck is also a type of prank that can be used against anyone who annoys you. In order to clutter-fuck someone, you must first wait until they are either asleep or away from home. Then break into their house and fill a pre-determined room full of random clutter, or anything in excess. The person or persons performing these strategic activities are seen as clutter-fucking someone, and, well, the person or persons on the receiving end are being clutter-fucked.

'My mother is one of those freaky old ladies who hoards ceramic roosters, when you walk through the front door all you see is one big clutter-fuck of a ceramic chicken coop. Disturbing, I know.'

'Those pesky neighborhood kids clutter-fucked me yet again, I woke up this morning to a room full of balloon's made out of condoms and those colorful noodles you swim with. What will I do with these noodles, Oh, if it was only summer.'

by Holla!Holla!Holla! May 10, 2011

Sun Fucked

to get burned in such a severe way people feel that the sun might of actually kicked your ass

Red guy: "I fell asleep on the beach and now my skin hurts really bad"

Normal guy: "Yeah bro you totally got Sun Fucked"

by Jay Rip March 29, 2009