asshole rules

A term used to describes one who makes a double standard rule, normally used in jokes

You can follow girls but I cant follow boys??? Thats asshole rules!

by kaseym86 April 29, 2024

bathroom rule

When your in the bathroom and there has to be at least one urinal between the two guys to make sure neither of them is gay.

Richard didn't follow the bathroom rule and I'm pretty sure he's gay

by Rules to live by November 6, 2017

Rule 69

Rule 69: if it exists, there's a Cupcakke remix of it

Friend: I was trying to listen to the Minecraft soundtrack but it was some random moaning and rap about smacking ass like a drum?

Me: Rule 69
Friend: What?

by HeyiAmDyslexia August 29, 2023

Rule 34

sex

rule 34 = sex

by nanceshipper xoxo January 14, 2022

rule of 90

The rule of 90 is referring to the appropriate number of certain things you'd need if a civil or worldly crisis were to occur and you'd be put into a survival situation.

For instance if a zombie apocalypse were to occur through the rule of 90 you'd need food to last atleast 90 days, a fire arm with atleast 90 rounds of ammunition, water to last 90 days and a map which shows atleast 90 miles squared of the surrounding area.

Again if you survived a plain crash through the rule of 90 you'd need to find supplies to last 90 days, you'd wait by the crash sight for 90 days to be rescued, when setting up a shelter you'd set it no more than 90,000 metres away from the crash sight.

And so on

by 5mi1e5 August 5, 2014

rule 900000000

If it exists there's an silly goober verison of it

1:Guys why is there an werid verison of Minecraft called "goobercraft"?
2:RULE 9000000000!

by SARP1STHEBEST September 30, 2023

Obes Rule

A defensive or sometimes offensive method of conversation occurring when one runs out of arguments or lacks a logical point they bring up the past.

Guy 1: Hey what is your stance of pre-washing dishes?
Guy 2: How can you ask about pre-washing dishes when you get barely buzzed every night?
Guy 1: Don't use the Obes Rule on me!

by BeLoveGiveLove July 9, 2015