road rules

Just stay out of my fucking way.

The Humungous of the Wasteland should have followed the road rules while chasing Mad Max.

by jam July 9, 2003

rule 4

a reminder that we do not like to look at sex toys particularly those featuring characters from despicable me I, II, or III, or any knock off, please euthanize me

hey uh wanna see this minion themed...

RULE 4.

by barandgrille July 24, 2021

Screwdrivers rule

Always use orange juice as a chaser for vodka

Man 1: Yo bro what chaser do you use for vodka?
Man 2: Orange juice dawg! Don't you know Screwdrivers rule?

by S11M February 14, 2023

Golden Rule

Don’t date your classmates.

This is to prevent unnecessary drama and tension within the class when they eventually break up.

Kim and Rafael started dating last school year. They are golden rule breakers.

by What name hasn’t been used September 23, 2023

freeway rule

Whenever driving on the freeway the passenger has to give the driver head.

We're on the the freeway you know what that means, freeway rule.

by Seanda Mae July 2, 2016

International Rules

The international rule states the only acceptable instance where intercourse is ok with someone other than your significant other is when they are in France and the person committing the act is Vegan.

“Hold up, didn’t your girlfriend cheat on you bruh?” “I guess not. International Rules, I was in France.”

by Nice Hairline Kid August 16, 2018

Rule #3

Rule #3 is there are no safe words in my house!

I brought this sexy chic home last night. As we walked in I said Rule #3 and her clothes were off before she was through the door!
Rule #2 Hide the bong! But that’s a different rule!!

by Byshop123 May 31, 2020