by anonymous February 23, 2021
Get the Michael Ryan DeVries mug.A Todd Ryan is a mutual friend of a lover who likes photos of said lover from social media posts from a year or more prior. His hobbies include loving a Middle Eastern man from Galilee, killing animals for fun, and masturbating to pictures of strangers.
"Honey, why is Todd Ryan liking birthday posts from two years ago?"
"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."
"He's friends with you on Facebook."
"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"
"I don't know why you're having me make that call."
"....."
"Fuck you Todd Ryan."
"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."
"He's friends with you on Facebook."
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"I don't know why you're having me make that call."
"....."
"Fuck you Todd Ryan."
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by bob_bob4554 June 27, 2021
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by chuteeee August 1, 2021
Get the Jacob Ryan Beck mug.The greatest RA to ever come out in a towel in the basement of the dorm building.
My homie is jacked as fuck and even with a towel loves to let it hang. Broski is a real homie who must be packing something massive. We love him dearly. His deepest darkest secret is his BDSM score, which he swears to never share with anyone ever again. His greatest weakness is the brown note, which causes him to sprint to the bathroom like Usain Bolt.
My homie is jacked as fuck and even with a towel loves to let it hang. Broski is a real homie who must be packing something massive. We love him dearly. His deepest darkest secret is his BDSM score, which he swears to never share with anyone ever again. His greatest weakness is the brown note, which causes him to sprint to the bathroom like Usain Bolt.
Person 1: Did somebody just play the brown note?
Person 2: Probably, there goes RA Ryan. I can hear the shits coming already.
Person 2: Probably, there goes RA Ryan. I can hear the shits coming already.
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