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Rule 2

Rule Two of the Internet:

We do not talk about /b/
"Hey, look at this meme on /b/"

"Rule 2"
by Philip, Duke of Parma March 16, 2023
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L rule

The shorter a guy is from top to toe, the longer he will be from tip to balls.

So you either you have your longer side in your height or in your dick.
Bob: "Damn, how can Mario find so many hotties to fuck when he's poor, ugly and barely 170 cm/5.5 ft?"
John:"L rule bro"
by Revery December 18, 2024
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The Phantom Rule

You are not aloud to have sex with a fourteen year old girl if you’re a fourty year old man
by Singleminded dimensions May 10, 2021
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Fuckit rule

You can fuck anyone you can without feeling guilty.
"You can't fuck her, she's in the same zipcode than your girlfriend! - I don't go by those rules boy, the only valid rule is the fuckit rule"
by Pikachu123613 September 19, 2015
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Sprint Arena Rule

When you’re at an arena or large events and your sprint service doesn’t work.
I can’t send any snaps or texts man. Sprint arena rule sucks
by kev2084 September 7, 2019
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EA Catch-up Rule

When you are playing a video game and dominating the other team then suddenly the other team starts making a comeback very easily.

Originates from EA Sports where this phenomenon was first noticed.
I was winning 5-0 on Rocket League until the EA Catch-up Rule kicked in and the other team came back to tie in the final minutes.
by JYoTX January 15, 2017
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The Rolling Start Rule

The Rolling Start Rule TRSR is a rule for No Nut November. The rule allows you to roll into No Nut November NNN a bit late if you celebrated Halloween the night before. There just isnt enough time between Halloween (October 31st) and No Nut November (November 1st). Most people who spent all night enjoying the BEST HOLIDAY all year (Halloween) have been out partying, trickortreating, or doing some other holiday stuff all night. But if you dont get home until past midnight the regular No Nut November rule can be a problem because it says you cant nut past 12:00 midnight at the start of November 1st. That incorrect rule directly conflicts hardcore Halloween enjoyers who also would like to compete in No Nut November. So The Rolling Start Rule was created to give Halloween enjoyers a bit more leniency. According to this rule YOU ARE allowed to cleanse your urges and desire once more before starting the long grind of No Nut November. This rule was ideally made to be used in the brief period of time between getting home past midnight on the night of Halloween and before you go to sleep. Then you can do it one last time before starting the true No Nut November. But if you want to be very generous it could go as long as 11:59 PM the night before November 2nd. That's the ABSOLUTE latest time you get to use The Rolling Start Rule. Dont be greedy! This rule is not meant for cheaters of No Nut November. Its meant to help Halloween enjoyers out. So use The Rolling Start Rule wisely people.
The Rolling Start Rule is an official rule of No Nut November. It's legal.
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