Simon Moment

A "Simon moment" is a broad generalization referring to instances where individuals named Simon make decisions, especially those related to finance, that turn out to be poor and don't withstand scrutiny. A typical "Simon moment" involves a person doing something that the average person considers to be outdated or "stupid".

Joe experienced a real 'Simon moment' when he invested all his savings in GameStop without researching its background or market trends.

by 911Jesus November 19, 2023

Karla Moment

When you do or say something dumb

Used in a sentence: (John accidentally lost $100)

John: I can’t believe I lost $100, damn I just had a Karla moment

by The nigga who made it December 4, 2023

santa claus moment

When a small child sits on Mankind's lap, causing him to realize his life calling as a Santa Claus.

"You had a Santa Claus moment," said an already living Santa Claus to Mankind. -from the documentary I am Santa Claus. 2014 .

by ElGatoGuapo October 12, 2017

Bruh Moment

When you get a false positive covid test but still have to isolate

1: I just tested positive then tested negative, but apparently I still have to isolate
2: That do be a bruh moment

by bruhmoment101 December 14, 2020

Terrence moment

It’s like if anything bad could happen would happen. Or to have the worst luck possible.

“Bro my dog just died and I just lost my job and now my dad is in a wheelchair”

“That’s so sad what a terrence moment

by Not YBAJ July 6, 2024

Mia Moment

A cute drunk moment

(drunk) Mia: "I want to fall asleep in your arms Lewis <3
Lewis: "You will
Sese: "What a Mia Moment

by TheRealSese April 21, 2019

Pee-wee Moment

When you have to admit to something awful to prove you aren't something worse, i.e. exposing yourself as a massive pervert (gross) to prove you aren't a massive pedophile (illegal).

"Apparently Pyrocynical isn't a pedophile, but he had to post his degenerate fetish DMs to prove it."
"Yikes, what a Pee-wee moment."

by glocksucker69 July 31, 2023