Miami Jellyfish

Slurping blood clot of a girl’s used tampon for sexual gratification

I just saw this creep take my tampon from the trash for a Miami jellyfish… GROSS!

by Fartwarrior March 25, 2026

Chocolate Jelly Bean

the sexual act of covering a woman’s clitoris in shit, and then complaining about the smell.

“She came over and I gave her the chocolate jelly bean.”

by ilovejellybeans1234 April 5, 2026

Pork Jelly

An individual who enjoys the consumption of everything pork. Contrary to popular belief, this individual does not indulge in nor likes jelly, but rather everything else (that isnt spicy). A pork jelly will never deny any offer related to consumable items.

jordon: slow down pork jelly! leave some for us!
jaren: eh ya sia, sui ah. you so cute leh 👅👅👅
jordon: nah you cuter

by GayBlackBitchFaggotNiggerPdf April 8, 2026

Magic jelly bean

A birth control pill

When you don’t wanna say “birth control pill” you can say magic jelly bean

by PointDida May 4, 2025

Chicken Jelly

A slur aimed at an older male - normally part of a group but identified as the weakest one - will typically look slightly 'noncey' to the aggressor but as the weakest, will withdraw with the intimidation from the presence felt.

Look they have a chicken jelly over there - let's get over there and blast some balls at him

by Byfolds69 May 21, 2025

cross-jelqing

When you jelq so many times your penis forms a cross shape, inwhich you can pledge your allegiance to The Lord, Jelq-Jesus

"Oh you see that guy, Dave?"
"Yeah"
"I'm pretty sure that he was cross-jelqing last night"

by bananaxqc2.0 June 24, 2025

Pooh Jelly

1. The slick on your butt crack on a hot, humid day
2. The squishy substance from a soiled diaper
3. A cool-ass MFer from Louisiana

1. Dude! It’s so hot, I can feel that pooh jelly.

2. That baby’s diaper is full of pooh jelly!
3. I saw The Pooh Jelly catching them fish yesterday!

by SilvaJangles September 20, 2025