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Jack Scratch 

When a man grows out his facial hair, but not quite yet a beard to capture the 'sexy-hunk on a deserted island' look popularized by the "LOST" character Jack, played by actor Matthew Fox. The effect is multiplied by having a Medical Degree. See also Sawyer Scruff
Hot Girl #1- 'Hey, check out the guy by the pool table!'
Hot Girl #2- 'Mmmmm... nice eyes and Jack Scratch, just the way I like it! Grrrrr...'
Jack Scratch by Clouddiver April 21, 2008
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Jack Bauer 

A man who enjoys dominant roleplay in the bedroom, having his partner at his complete mercy and torturing them until they submit to his will. A male version of a dominatrix, if you will.

So named for the lead character of the hit Fox series "24", Jack Bauer will do whatever it takes to thwart terrorism and is notorious for his brutal interrogation methods.
I heard her boyfriend's a total Jack Bauer; I never thought she was into that kind of thing.

or

Yeah, I pulled a Jack Bauer on her. She was begging me to let her do me by the time I was done.
Jack Bauer by Crazy Pelirrojo April 20, 2009

Jack Pitman 

Totally awsome name for a british dude. Usually has a fondness for eyeliner and snowpants. Oft times is cheated on by gf with badass ryans.
Damn look at that kid in the snowpants deffinatley a Jack Pitman.
Jack Pitman by R.D. Kelly June 4, 2009

Jack'Moed 

The other day i left my keys in my Hummer and someone jack'moed my wheels.

Some homo jack'moed my beer! Im gonna kill that ho!
Jack'Moed by aRaBidGecKo II June 10, 2009

Jack Smitty 

A type of person who has no identity of their own, and feeds off of the personality of others; total copy-cat.
Wow, only after I went to the Rise Against concert did he start wearing Rise Against shirts...what a Jack Smitty!
Jack Smitty by G-whizz January 24, 2010

Jack-zone 

A mental state of unbridled, irrepressible arousal that one's faculties are rendered useless to his/her environment for a brief moment in time, or until said state of arousal has come to fruition.
Joshua: So what happened next?
David: She pulled out a dildo and went to town on herself.
Joshua: What did you do?
David: I got up and said, "Yo, I'm gonna roll out."
Joshua: What did she say to that?
David: Nothing. Nothing at all.
Joshua: Dude. She was in the Jack-zone.
Jack-zone by dumpburgers August 19, 2010