flaming mexican 

1. Similar to a boilermaker, but using Mexican beer and tequila.
2. A homosexual Mexican.
3. A Mexican who failed to escape a burning building.

1. I'd like a Flaming Mexican.
2. Who does he think he is? He was s such a Flaming Mexican.
3. Jose was fast but not fast enough. Rest In Peace Jose.

flaming mexican by Target practice January 18, 2017

fat mexican spiderman 

that one guy in times square, usually mexican and slighty overweight. he is dressed up as spiderman and is trying to get you to take a photo with him only to charge you money for it after. he can also be in any other superhero costume.

"hey I just saw fat mexican spiderman talking to those girls who have face paint over their tits to avoid indecent exposure."
"ew what a gross fat fuck."

fat mexican spiderman by Mr Karrot June 17, 2018

Sleepwalking Mexican 

1 part absenthe
1 part patron
Shake over ice and serve in sombrero

After i gave her many sleepwalking mexicans, she found out what a leaky faucet was.

Sleepwalking Mexican by Jon Jinx January 20, 2020

Pulling a Mexican 

When one guy violates the sanctity of a pillow partition, proceeding to cross the border of pillows and perform a mildly homosexual act.

"Dude, so me and Fabio were sleeping in the same bed, but we had a pillow partition, so it's no homo. But then he was just Pulling a Mexican when he crossed the border and grabbed my ass!"

Pulling a Mexican by Jamal552 November 12, 2011

Doing a Mexican 

Sitting or lazing around all day in barely no clothes, normally whilst indulging yourself in a lot of (normally spicy) foods.

Dave: Hey Paul, you do much yesterday?
Paul: Nah not really just spent the day Doing a Mexican.
Dave: Now thats sounds like a day well spent.

Doing a Mexican by Jon_Dowe February 2, 2012

Kevin “the Mexican “ Valdez 

A gay Mexican wanna be black gangster, usually found on the streets of pg county, or riding around in bumper less Honda Accord with Lorenzo as passenger

I know this gay kid Kevin “the Mexican “ Valdez

Kevin “the Mexican “ Valdez by Ztz727 June 5, 2018

Smack Your Mexican Friend Day 

Smack your Mexican Friend for talking bad about you in Spanish! Take the chance while you got it!

Let's smack Juan on December 11th! It's National Smack Your Mexican Friend Day!

Smack Your Mexican Friend Day by Zalphose December 9, 2019