I'd hit it 

Vernacular commonly used by males, meaning, «I would NOT MIND having sexual relations with that woman.»

There's a big difference between «I'd hit it..." and "I'd definitely hit it!"; same as between «I'd do her.» and «I'd definitely do her!»

The first sentence indicates that the person who is speaking is moderately interested in the woman in question. The second sentence indicates that the person is considerably interested in the woman, and might swoop down for the kill, if given the opportunity.

Situation #1:

«Wow, is Halle Berry hot, or what?!»
«Yeah, I'd hit it...»

Situation #2:
«Wow, is Halle Berry hot, or what?!»
«Shit yeah, I'd definitely hit it!»

I'd hit it by Marquis de Carabas January 17, 2005

i kissed a girl

.... and i liked it.

i kissed a girl and i liked it. the taste of her cherry chap stick.

i kissed a girl by Somerville 4 life December 10, 2019

I'd like to buy you a drink 

Universally-accepted euphemism for "I'd like to sleep with you."

A cute girl says she'd like to buy you a drink. This means she thinks you're at least mildly attractive and if you play your cards right, you might get laid.

I'd like to buy you a drink by Supergirl October 27, 2004

I R Baboon 

A person who chooses to ignore all common sense,using the phrase as a excuse.Drawing inspiration from the popular cartoon character I R Baboon.
Archaic-A stupid person with a red butt.

Guy 1-Weren't the oozing warts a a dead give-away??

Guy 2(itches crotch area)-Aww What the fuck,i banged her anyway...I R Baboon i guess

I R Baboon by Medulla Oblongata June 22, 2008

i forgor 

i forgor= i like balls in my mouth with that full juicy cum

A:Bro i have something to tell you!
C:What is it?
A: i forgor

C: Nah u are just gay!

i forgor by 24 guy not that funny April 22, 2022

I'm not gonna lie 

A four word variation of the words "honestly" or "truthfully." A statement in which the speaker announces that he or she does in fact tell the truth.

I'm not gonna lie, that elementary school play sucked.

I'm not gonna lie by Ben L. December 28, 2005

I cut you

I shall harm you with a bladed object, preferrably with a "switchblade" or a "butterfly knife".

Tony: Jim, you be a dumbass!
Jim: I cut you!

I cut you by Donnie "P" McEwan January 23, 2004