Spiritual Health

The health of your religious/Spiritual Beliefs.

"I wanna start to focus on my spiritual health

by OHIYVRTVHBJNKMNJBHVUGCRXESTDRY February 20, 2023

The hell test

Oh no way is that a Nietzsche this? He seriously reimagined a situation were Diogenes went around looking for a single honest person? That's hilarious!

Hym "I HAVE BEEN FORETOLD!!! DOUBLY FORETOLD! That is hilarious! The hell test is a Nietzsche thing!? Ha! Hahaha! What did I say about being in the same vein as that guy! I'm telling you, he had a near death experience, I kill God, I summon Nietzsche, we converse, he is resuscitated, he tries to warn everyone that God is dead, no one listens, I perform the test, can't find a single honest person, resolve to kill God, succeed, summon Nietzsche, endless loop of causality. This is priceless! But it could be a trap so I won't get ahead of myself. Ha!

by Hym Iam March 9, 2023

catchin hella birds

in the position where you are getting the hella birds. opp. of throwing hella birds.

Bob: "damn man, everyone found out I aced my test. Now I'm catchin hella birds.

by bird enthusiast March 13, 2023

Cope health scholars

A volunteer program for high school and college students going into medicine. But they just walk around the hallways at hospitals in a school uniform and aren’t allowed to do anything.

You (a covid patient): *starts bleeding out and like the blood squirts, the blood literally hit the ceiling fan and now is all over the room moving at a high velocity*
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.

by Sacredfart May 12, 2023

Sovah Health

Sovah Health is a hospital and medical corporation that operates out of Danville and Martinsville, Virginia. Sovah stands for Sons Of Vaginal Ass Holes.

"Welcome To Sovah Health; Sons Of Vaginal Ass Holes!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 18, 2023

Alison Hell

Alice isn't frightening
Alice aren't you scared
Alice isn't is wonderful
Living life afraid

Don't look around the corner
I might be lurking there
Under the bed at night
You're up till dawn again

Alison hell, your mind begins to fold
Alison hell, aren't you growing cold
Alison hell, you are looking blue
Alice in hell, what else can you do

Alice

I begin my rule, life hideous in your mind
Crying out, you've lost your doll
It isn't worth a dime

Alison hell, your mind begins to fold
Alison hell, aren't you growing cold
Alison hell, what are you looking for
Alice in hell, soon I close the door

Sitting in the corner, you are naked and alone
No one listened to your fears, you've created me

Alice isn't frightening
Alice aren't you scared
I was killed at birth
I shoot this final scene
You're in the basement
You're trapped insanity

Alison hell, what were you looking for
Alison hell, as I close the door
Alison hell, here you shall dwell
Alison hell, Alice dwells in hell

Alice

Alice
Alison
Alice
In Hell

Goodbye

by Death Menace June 16, 2023

Streaming Hell/Streaming Limbo

When despite all the streaming services you're paying for, that movie or show you're looking for isn't on ANYTHING at all. It is the assumed place these pieces of media rest when they're not available on any streaming service.

Your only option from here is to either pay to rent/buy it or pirate it online.

Friend 1: Netflix is streaming just Spider-Man 1 and 3, why isn't 2 on here?
Friend 2: Aw man, it must be in Streaming Hell/Streaming Limbo!

by CCGamekiller June 19, 2023