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Hand cannon

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A hand cannon was the mother of all fire arms . It was simply a metal pipe that had gun powder put down it and a rock , or lead ball. It was fired by a piece of flaming rope put down in a open hole.
by scannerfish January 1, 2005
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smitty handshake

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The act of sticking your hand in your ass crack and shaking some ones hand...
Bruce gave Amanda a Smitty Handshake..and she loved it..
by captnhowdy January 3, 2005
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Devastatingly handsome

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Looking at the unexpected picture of him, her heart nearly stopped...he is devastatingly handsome, inside and out.
by Pepper Stark June 4, 2018
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Vulcan Hand Shake

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verb. (sexual act)

To please a woman by spreading your hand in a V and placing 2 fingers in her puckered dumpling, and 2 in her meat wallet, then shaking vigorously until she cums. At the moment of orgasm, proclaim, "Live long and prosper!"

Not to be confused with star trekking, which is to have sex with an anal virgin, and thereby, "To boldly go where no man has gone before."
She looked pleased to meet me, but what pleased her more was the Vulcan Hand Shake.
by Antenna Wilde March 10, 2009
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When a session of fingering your girl starts to get a little dull, let it all end with a bang. Slip your fist inside of her vag, and without warning, extend all of your fingers as far as they can reach. The expression on her face should resemble some sort of surprise.
It was a rather uneventful night until I busted out my ammunition and let that bitch have a hand grenade.

When I saw the slightest hint of boredom in her eyes, I busted out a hand grenade that would have had the vietcong shaking in their boots.
by bdams August 16, 2003
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handshandy

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The act of stimulating another male's genitals with your hand/s.
Lady: "You up for some lovin' tonight?"
Fella: "Not really. Wouldn't mind a handshandy though".
by shoogahplum September 22, 2006
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