A way more obnoxious way of boofing, more specifically something of importance that requires a safe, warm hiding place to remain in.
"I just watched some guy I just met anally archive his wallet and I was very impressed with his unwavering ambition."
Anal archiving isn't for the faint of heart, but for those who have completed said task have never regretted it.
Anal archiving isn't for the faint of heart, but for those who have completed said task have never regretted it.
by Jinngerbread May 4, 2024
Get the Anal archivingmug. Him: you know what day it is?
Her: the 26th?
Him: yes, but also National anal day. Now bend over and spread that ass.
Her: the 26th?
Him: yes, but also National anal day. Now bend over and spread that ass.
by Kinking728 June 26, 2023
Get the National anal daymug. The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.
I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.
by BigLud October 20, 2019
Get the anal molemug. Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.
Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."
by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022
Get the confectionary distributor of the anal varietymug. A type of blunt used to smoke shit coming direct out of the anal cavity, Italian Cum is usually present when an anal blunt is used.
by secondsuiteformilitarybandinf March 2, 2022
Get the Anal Bluntmug. when the insides of your anus tear out and find themselves someplace else, anywhere other than where they should be.
John: Aw man, I'm having trouble with this anal disruption syndrome...
Mark: Your what?!
John: *tears his fucking anus in half*
Mark: Your what?!
John: *tears his fucking anus in half*
by thetrueboi June 7, 2018
Get the anal disruption syndromemug.