Anal Blunt

A type of blunt used to smoke shit coming direct out of the anal cavity, Italian Cum is usually present when an anal blunt is used.

My boy took a shit and I smoked it with an anal blunt

by secondsuiteformilitarybandinf March 2, 2022

anal disruption syndrome

when the insides of your anus tear out and find themselves someplace else, anywhere other than where they should be.

John: Aw man, I'm having trouble with this anal disruption syndrome...
Mark: Your what?!
John: *tears his fucking anus in half*

by thetrueboi June 7, 2018

anal devestation

When your asshole is wrecked by big bubba j and you're dealing with the aftermath.

Meghan is dealing with anal devestation!

by Baby batter July 23, 2016

UBER ANAL

when you have anal sex so fast that your asshole ruptures and you drink the blood

person 1: (at funeral) how did she die?
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss

by darky slayer69 December 27, 2018

anal martini

A scammer featured on the YouTube channel Trilogy Media.

"I'm looking for Anal Martini, I was talking to him earlier." -Ashton Bingham on Trilogy Media.

by Zach on krack August 15, 2023

Anal machine

A type of machine that inserts and takes out dildos with great speed and agility to pleasure your taintiful needs.

“John, I can’t sit down because of the anal machine that we used last night”

by Yvng lean boi November 12, 2017

Spitting Anal

When you ejaculate in a female's asshole and it projectile launches back at your chest

"i just came in ur ass"
"here have it back, time for a spitting anal"

by Mylifeisfuckedup May 18, 2017