beans

money

how much many beans you have??????????!?!?!?!@?!?!???!@:L;lwqrisgtfyu gsfyu
beans many i have, over 456546276734627346723427315678430 duodecillion beands

by hdijasdo;iawsjdoisdkofp sdjmdj September 12, 2022

Chilling the bean

Chilling out

Friend: “What you up to?”

Me: Chilling the bean

by 13046977 April 29, 2022

Bean

Bean as in referring to a friend that has a name but you chose bean instead.

Hey bean, how are you

by Dotjar May 3, 2022

Beans

The best filling for a burrito.

Richard: "Bro I just ate beans from Taco Bell!"
Michael: "You sorry fool..."

by the egg layer May 4, 2022

Chili bean

A really retarded person.

Christian Gillette is a chili bean.

by Pussy69Slayer May 5, 2022

dollah bean farm

this a farming cult. we farm the souls of innocent children with an amazing heart felth hand and smile. the co founders of dollah bean farm is robin and shitel dollah bean who died in a terrible accident. no one talks about this terrible incident. until this day the poor children are haunting the dollah bean farm.

Dollah bean farm is the place to be!!!!!!!!!!!!

by xdolahxbeanx May 6, 2022

Nipple Beans

Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.

Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.

This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.

To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.

Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!

Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?

Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.

by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022