The act of implanting one's entire head, including the face and ears, into the vagina of a female for sexual pleasure. Success will come more often with the use of a bald or closely-shaven head, a very loose vagina (porn stars or prostitutes recommended, although an extra charge may be applied), and ample amounts of lube to ease the entry (can be found at a local grocery store).
Alex: "One time my friend was so bored trying to pull an all-nighter while waiting for the new call of duty map pack to come out that he watched four hours of porn and stumbled across some weird shit where this guy was wearing a pussy hat."
Brandon: "Did he finish to it?"
Alex: "I don't know for sure, but I think he did. And the guy was bald too!"
Brandon: "Did he finish to it?"
Alex: "I don't know for sure, but I think he did. And the guy was bald too!"
by jacksonpbryant July 3, 2014
Get the Pussy Hatmug. Hey bend over , no lube ever , going in dry , rememer this math problem before I FUCK the SHIT OUT OF YOU ANAL ALAN and that is HOMOSEXUAL PUSSY = PRISON PUSSY and not the other way around , got that!!!!!
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 14, 2021
Get the HOMOSEXUAL PUSSY = PRISON PUSSYmug. What a guy is called by his loser friends or jealous friends when he is with a girl going out or spending alot of time with her, most likely spending more time with her then them- they tell the guy hes pussy whipped in order to make him feel ( inferior ) and hang out with them more, usually the guy is really in love with the girl- friends try to tear him away from her, out of anger, fear , insecurity, jealousy. Trying to sway the man or deter him from seeing the female. its a ( macho thing ). The friends try to be macho , or never really loved a woman or are jackasses. Also jealousy and ignorance related.
His friends are telling him hes pussy whipped cause he likes spending time with his girlfiend more than them. (Spends to much time with girlfriend)
(Is under her control)
(Is under her control)
by rkz February 24, 2005
Get the pussy-whippedmug. A band of individuals with vaginas and a low tolerance for shitty values sexist man-children may have. They are dedicated to eradicating the patriarchy and any douchebag fuckboy found within it through vicious comebacks,
high-quality roasts and dismantling of said penis-possessor’s social reputation.
high-quality roasts and dismantling of said penis-possessor’s social reputation.
by ih8thepatriarchy July 22, 2017
Get the Pussy Patrolmug. by Steve Hardgoods November 27, 2006
Get the pussy bubblemug. the grossest two words in the english language.
by sooooowoooooooppppp May 27, 2009
Get the soggy pussymug. The most wanted snatch on the planet. So delicate and tender, one of the 12 wonders of the world. What your dad wished he could have had instead of you. The famed Nun pussy. Cant have it but want it.
O man were going where! Church man there is gonna be some mad kosher pussy in the house. +++++++++++++++
by Cornelius Cornwallis Scumbucket January 31, 2008
Get the kosher pussymug.