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COVID time warp 

A COVID time warp is when you think something was two years ago or more, but it was only last year. Caused by the pandemic, quarantine and lockdown making 2020 feel extra, extra long.
I thought Jack and Jamie got married last year but it was actually 2019. I had a COVID time warp.
COVID time warp by Zozothecat July 22, 2021

Cum Time 

when its time to cum
Zains ex gf not to be confused with the first : Riaz its cum time !
Riaz : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gomcy : That should be me :(

Riaz : Cum time

Raed : He is running and cumming not possible in csgo

Zain : Haha Riaz you are banging my ex not to be confused with my first
Akhil : Verum Vibe
Ajay : GS GS help me !!
Gomcy : Yeah Fatty you committed tax evasion

Nova Time 

When you're perpetually late for work and give zero fucks.
Hey we start at 6.

Shiiiiiit I’ll be there at 8 but I need to leave at noon.
It’s 7:00 where’s Jon?

He’s on nova time.
Nova Time by Oak creek cowboy August 31, 2021

Devil Time 

The embodiment of head-assery. Everything including morals, well-being, respect, and humbleness is gone and you turn into a pure hot blooded delinquent with no remorse for anything you say or do.

These are the 3 ways to acquire “Devil Time” and how to know if you reached it.

1. Everyone in your group HAS to be on demon time. If you are a Demon Time Conduit this will be an easy step.
2. You could be the “nice guy”, and get to the last straw, and unleash all that toxicity and negative thoughts you’ve always had.

3. If you are overly excited, and you can’t feel anything, but energy rushing inside of you without needing an energy drink, or a perc 30.

How to know if you’ve reached it: It’s simple your body will feel the effects the morning after.
“Bro it was like he was on Devil Time, forget demon time this man was on a whole new level”.
Devil Time by TaeLegend September 5, 2021

Gollum Time 

Indulging in unhealthy loner behavior
Hey want to go to the movies?
No, I’m having some gollum time, leave me alone
Gollum Time by Melonister September 5, 2021

first time cool 

When a loser gets to college and gets to experience being cool for the first time.
Alex who is 5’6 has fucked 9 girls the first two weeks of school because he is “first time cool
first time cool by kenya_ligma September 12, 2021