pissin' together 

a young couple, usually in middle school, who are hesitant to show physical affection towards one another. However, when they do show affection (such as hand holding), it is as awkward as peeing in front of each other.

Taylor and Stephen were holding hands in front of their friends on Saturday; it looked like they were pissin' together.

Dude stop pissin' together, just kiss her already!

pissin' together by katienedsfilthyfilms July 27, 2010

pissiest bitch in the kitchen 

Gordon Ramsey

Who is the pissiest bitch in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsey of course.

pissiest bitch in the kitchen by Tropico9720 May 30, 2016

Pissy Drewp 

A Pissy Drewp is a very specific type of cry baby that always whines about anything and everything. Thinks people hate them because they're gay, but it's because they're a massive asshole. Is also known to be a grifter, a Trump supporter and a dog fucker

Andrew is crying again; he's such a Pissy Drewp

Pissy Drewp by CassieWin February 12, 2023

Ninja Pisser 

A person who can take a piss while talking on the phone silently. The person on the other end of the phone will always be unaware of the real splashing.

Whoa you were taking a piss? What a Ninja Pisser!

Ninja Pisser by Brandonish January 5, 2008

Ball Pisser 

Those with tiny dicks piss on their balls.

Can be used literally or figuratively.

That ball pisser cant finish a six pack.

Look at pee balls over there.

Wipe the piss off your balls and finish that beer.

Ball Pisser by fuckstack March 16, 2008

Hooker pissed 

hooker pissed (hook-er_piss-ed) verb.
to reach the point of intoxication where you lose all ability to think rationally, are released from all inhibitions, and your vision becomes to blurred you can no longer read your moral compass.
Origin; This slang is thought to have originated circa 185 B.C when it was law that if you were caught canoodleing with a prostitute you could be sentence to death by stoning. When a man became so inebriated that he disregarded the consequences and purchased the services of a prostitute, he was said to be "hooker pissed"

"In Drumheller I was so hooker pissed I misplaced my clothing"
"Either he cannot stand up or he is purposely laying on that very homely women, he must be hooker pissed."

Hooker pissed by MB1102 August 14, 2008

phantom pissing disorder 

A rare disorder characterized by a neurosensory disturbance that leads a person to think they have pissed themselves, but they have not.

During fits of uncontrollable hysterical laughter, she had bouts of Phantom Pissing Disorder that plagued her.

phantom pissing disorder by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2020