Thanos Parkinsons

When that 🅱️o🅱️a-🅱️ola hits.

thanos parkinsons so dank....

Thanos Parkinsons by itsfishstick February 11, 2021

Sanlam Parker 

Sanlam Shukran Aafwan Laa MinFadlik Parker Aka, Apesex Sweat Boy. He has the nicest bum in Bosch and is chysing a girl that has put him in the friend zone

Holy crap! That guy is so sweaty at that game! Must be Sanlam Parker!

Sanlam Parker by Ghende August 24, 2021

Academic Parkour

When you try to write an academic paper, but none of the sentences in your paragraph are cohesive. Academic parkour is recognized by the act of jumping between different conclusions without knowing where you'll end up.

"I was up all night doing academic parkour, man"

Academic Parkour by Norwegian Wineaholic November 25, 2021

SHG parking police 

A hilarious and witty Instagram account that showcases SHG's worst parkers while roasting the parkers in the captions.

Brad: "Did you see John's truck parked with its side wheels on the curb this morning?"
Tom: "Better go take a picture and send it to the SHG parking police."

SHG parking police by cyclone spirit December 15, 2021

Peter Parker Moment

A “Peter Parker Moment” or “PPM” is when you try to do the right thing, but it just ends up blowing up in your face. Making you worse off than if you just chose to be a worse person in the moment.

Guy 1: “Man, Stacy dumped me because I was late to another date!”
Guy 2: “Why we’re you late?”
Guy 1: “There was this cat stuck in a tree, so I went to go save it and it took like 15 minutes.”
Guy2: “Aw, I’m sorry, man. What a Peter Parker Moment.”

Peter Parker Moment by Ezra Bergenstein January 19, 2022

Makayl parks 

A GAY ASS FRIEND WHO IS FAKE ASS FUCK AND CAN SUCK MY HORN DICK

Makayl parks is such a bad friend that why I can’t be like him

Makayl parks by Jttttfg February 19, 2022

Megan Parker 

THE MOST ANNOYING LITTLE BRAT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN TELEVISION. She is from the popular nick sitcom drake and josh. SHE SUCKS. SHE IS ALWAYS BULLYING DRAKE AND JOSH FOR HER OWN AMUSEMENT. And you wanna know the worst part? SHE NEVER GETS FREAKING PUNISHED. SHE ALWAYS GETS AWAY WITH BEING AN ANNOYING BRAT. AND SOMETIMES DRAKE AND JOSH GET IN TROUBLE FOR THINGS SHE DID! WTF!?

I hate Megan Parker

Megan Parker by Savejimmyneutronandvictorious March 9, 2022