National grab ass day

On June 12th is national grab ass day, so squeeze them cheeks

Boy: *grabs girls ass*

Girl: WTF!!!

Boy: it’s national grab ass day

Girl: *slaps boy*
Boy: I’m still gonna squeeze them cheeks

by KittyLicker763 June 12, 2019

National bully Josh day

bully your pal Josh on April 20th and also call him a pedophile because he might be one.

Person 1: Hey it’s National bully Josh day!!!

Person 2: Omg im going to go call my friend Josh a pedophile!!!

by Boilemmesuckyah April 15, 2024

National break up day

National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs

Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you

Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much

24 hrs later

Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you

Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though

Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day

Girlfriend: ......

by Pop loo June 22, 2023

National Arthur Parker Day

National Arthur Parker day is every year on February 7th and it celebrates the day of Arthur Parker

Bro guess what it’s National Arthur Parker day

by _Your_Truly_ January 31, 2023

National Hug Day

Everyone can give anyone a hug that day! Only if you want to though:)

National Hug day is amazing! I really love it when I get hugs

by Granolabar1900 October 16, 2019

National Creampie Day

On this day November 18 any girl you like has to be your twinkie for the entire day.

Did you know today is National Creampie day and I get to put you in a pretzel

by Marcus502 November 18, 2024

National Butt Day

National Butt Day occurs every Saturday.

During this holiday everyone is allowed to show you their butt and no one can report it.

“Show me your butt!”
“ew wtf”
“Chillax bro, it’s just National Butt Day”

by kyleermiller August 24, 2021