granola mom 

An average chunky mom who attends yoga classes, drives an SUV, and wears crocs.

Did you see that granola mom walking out of the laundry mat?

Yeah, she looked so crunchy

granola mom by emms1223 March 28, 2014

your mom 

A phrase used when somebody doesn't know any good comebacks.

Also used as part of a joke

The woman who gave birth to you

Person1: You're so gay
Person2: Your mom

Your mom's so fat she stepped in the ocean and said 'Who put this puddle here?'

Person: I'd like you to meet your mom, Casie

your mom by Stepheli December 28, 2005

I'm Fine Mom! *Smack* 

An expression common among users of anabolic steroids. Often used after the user's mom suggests a healthier lifestyle.

Mom: Hey Billy, maybe you should stop using 'roids, your arm is starting to look like Dick Cheny's hunting buddy.

Billy: I'M FINE MOM! *SMACK*
(The caps show powah)

Mom: *whimper*

I'm Fine Mom! *Smack* by Jezeah July 27, 2008

your mom 

a phrase one uses as an insult to some one.

"you are a bitch"
"your mom!"

your mom by biotch#452 June 5, 2003

Alpha Mom 

1. A Twilight-loving mom on Team Jacob
2. A mom who knows how to take charge.

1. All the Alpha Moms in the theater started howling when Taylor Lautner took off his shirt.
2. That Alpha Mom knows how to get what she wants!

Alpha Mom by freejordan July 26, 2010

Grove's Mom

the Hottest Mom to ever walk the earth. Ever.

If you saw a hot mom, see wouldn't be near as hot as Grove's

Grove's Mom by dizzlefrehspop November 21, 2003

your mom 

an over used townie phrase. townies seem to think its some kind of insult, and the stupid townies, thats all of them, reply with 'your mom' to whatever you say to them ........................................................ idiots

Normal dude: hey, do you know where there bus station is?
Townie: YOUR MOM!

Normal dude: excuse me
Townie: YOUR MOM YOU FUKKIN FAGGOT!

your mom by deadlyangel June 10, 2006