our dream home

A place where you see yourself growing older with your kids. Enjoying life and living the American dream.

"We finally bought our dream home and it feels so good. "

by Jen46Kong June 20, 2017

laying a dump at home

Taking a shit on your home toilet

I was laying a dump at home when the bell rang.

by Anonrouge July 11, 2017

taking mandy home for christmas

When you snort a fat line of mandanzzle (referring to the car journey en route home on Christmas day, accompanied by Mandy)
When you drive through the snow it disappears (Like your nose whiffing the magic)

MANDY=MD-MA

Person 1: You got Mandy

Person 2: No i have to go pick her up and take her home for Christmas, fancy joining me?

Other example: Person 1 : You want Mandy
Person 2: yes please, lets take her home for Christmas

Person 1: what you up too mate
Person2: taking mandy home for christmas

by TkMhFc July 24, 2017

do your shitin at home

You are walking in to your college bathroom in the morning and you see someone's feet in the stall. My friend yells "do your shitin at home#

Do your shitin at home.

by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018

do your poopin at home

You walk into a public bathroom in the morning and you see feet under the stall.

And your buddy yells do your poopin at home to embarras the guy.

by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018

Jerk from Home

When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.

Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I took a 'jerk from home' day and I am totally exhausted.

by Ronny Vegas May 8, 2018

Dollar at Home

If you have a dollar at home you’re straight but if you don’t have a dollar at home you’re gay

Cole gross we saw what u did with that guy; we know you don’t have a dollar at home

by ThePacKMan June 30, 2018