by CarterSmith September 19, 2023
Get the Farting Buttmug. by Hiro's Woman January 17, 2017
Get the butt braidmug. To be so blackout drunk that you prestige, hit sobriety, proceed through buzzed, lit, shitfaced, and hit blackout again.
As drunk as you can be without dying.
The best possible scenario for when you get weird with your friends.
So drunk that you can only speak in cursive.
When you are so drunk that you have to hold on to the grass to keep the world from spinning.
As drunk as you can be without dying.
The best possible scenario for when you get weird with your friends.
So drunk that you can only speak in cursive.
When you are so drunk that you have to hold on to the grass to keep the world from spinning.
"Hey boys, let's get butt faded tonight!"
"I am physically incapable, because I got so butt faded from your cough syrup margaritas last night."
"I was so butt faded that I head butted the bathroom mirror in the bar because I thought it wanted to fight. Steve the bartender says I owe him a new mirror.... again..."
"I am physically incapable, because I got so butt faded from your cough syrup margaritas last night."
"I was so butt faded that I head butted the bathroom mirror in the bar because I thought it wanted to fight. Steve the bartender says I owe him a new mirror.... again..."
by Valdosta State Rugby November 28, 2017
Get the butt fadedmug. Butt Front
Noun
1 .A Butt Front is when a bitches stomach gets fat and starts taking on a shape that looks a lot like her goddamn ass. Usually these women are older and tend to be a bit bitchy.
2. When fat bitches have a fatter than normal lower abdomen. It looks like their Butt is in the Front. Hence, Butt Front.
Origin Theories:
1. The disease derives its name from the fact that Old Bitches with Big Fuckin' Cans just go to sleep one night ... then BLAMO! They wake up with their goddamned asses turned around 180 degrees to the front!
A passage read on an anonymous blog:
2. The mysterious origin of this seemingly unexplained oddity has never been verified, but the fact remains ... scientists and doctors are baffled and hella weirded out by seeing these mean old bitches come waddling into the ER, wantin' some goddamn Vicodin, yelling nonsense about evil devil cats ... and to beat it all ... they're standing there, Butt Front Naked, with their soiled depends falling off their massive Butt Fronts... oh, God knows what .. and the smell? Well, it's not Aqua Velva! Yelling and screaming that their goddamn asses are turned around backwards ... because they were mean to cats.
Noun
1 .A Butt Front is when a bitches stomach gets fat and starts taking on a shape that looks a lot like her goddamn ass. Usually these women are older and tend to be a bit bitchy.
2. When fat bitches have a fatter than normal lower abdomen. It looks like their Butt is in the Front. Hence, Butt Front.
Origin Theories:
1. The disease derives its name from the fact that Old Bitches with Big Fuckin' Cans just go to sleep one night ... then BLAMO! They wake up with their goddamned asses turned around 180 degrees to the front!
A passage read on an anonymous blog:
2. The mysterious origin of this seemingly unexplained oddity has never been verified, but the fact remains ... scientists and doctors are baffled and hella weirded out by seeing these mean old bitches come waddling into the ER, wantin' some goddamn Vicodin, yelling nonsense about evil devil cats ... and to beat it all ... they're standing there, Butt Front Naked, with their soiled depends falling off their massive Butt Fronts... oh, God knows what .. and the smell? Well, it's not Aqua Velva! Yelling and screaming that their goddamn asses are turned around backwards ... because they were mean to cats.
Ms Zelma's gotta fuckin' SWEET ASS Butt Front. Wait, that didn't sound ...fuck it. I gotta get in dem BIG OL' CANS, son!
When that bitch Miss Spencer woke up this morning, and fuckin' ROLLED outta bed, she got a BIG ASS surprise from her corner mirror! Hahahaha! Butt Front!
Brah, I fucked Old Missus Tamlin! She invited me over for some tea and gin rummy ... one thing led to another ... and an hour later ..when she finally let loose of those depends ... That massive BUTT FRONT started glowing diesel plug ... bright, brighter, BINGO! ... it was like a lighthouse guiding me home.
When that bitch Miss Spencer woke up this morning, and fuckin' ROLLED outta bed, she got a BIG ASS surprise from her corner mirror! Hahahaha! Butt Front!
Brah, I fucked Old Missus Tamlin! She invited me over for some tea and gin rummy ... one thing led to another ... and an hour later ..when she finally let loose of those depends ... That massive BUTT FRONT started glowing diesel plug ... bright, brighter, BINGO! ... it was like a lighthouse guiding me home.
by J.Philip.Dick October 26, 2015
Get the Butt Frontmug. by Beebobaggins October 27, 2019
Get the faggot-buttmug. by R.McV February 6, 2017
Get the Butt Holeiduemug. Mary: A sandwich walks into the bar, the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Larry: That was so funny I just let a Butt Guster go!
Larry: That was so funny I just let a Butt Guster go!
by Marie1967 September 21, 2011
Get the Butt Gustermug.