Bro, I got the worst case of stim dick, my dick wouldn't work when I met this chick last night after a workout
by Skitzmix June 1, 2016

by zanvour July 3, 2007

by Rim Job Rob February 18, 2008

by Bazerkdajerk September 8, 2006

He would rather just play tickle-dick than hang out with his friends.
That guy is being such a tickle-dick.
That guy is being such a tickle-dick.
by JimmyMcCricket January 11, 2011

Dick Cheney with a loaded shotgun.
by Chris Hardewig March 18, 2009

johnny: You are so poor that you run after a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Sam: well uhh you go uhh SUCK A DICK YEAH SUCK A MOTHERFUCKIN DICK
Sam: well uhh you go uhh SUCK A DICK YEAH SUCK A MOTHERFUCKIN DICK
by IAMTHICCYEET August 23, 2019
