Crystal and The Bear

A morning show duo from The Lake of the Ozarks. Who think they are funnier than they are....still pretty funny though!

Hey did you Hear what Crystal and The Bear said on 107-9 The Coyote today?

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Polar bear

When a gay man defecates into a condom, and places it in the freezer before repeatedly penetrating his partner with it.

Kyle would you mind if i polar beared you tonight?

by Coldfart January 13, 2021

bear nestitties

The one good song from that Disney movie.

Did you know they dropped the bear nestitties from the remake? Yes, but they used it for a trailer. They had to, the bear nestitties is the best song .

by anonymous September 11, 2020

Bear in the mud

When one shoves a gummy bear up there ass and someone else sucks it out for the other persons pleasure

Bro did you here Justin gave Selena a bear in the mud

by Young.dexter May 29, 2018

Middle Eastern Bear Hug

This is when you put on a jihad vest, run up and hug very tightly onto another individual.

If you could give that sniper a Middle Eastern Bear Hug I would love it endlessly!

by Mesoro March 20, 2024

Bear rugging

Bear rugging, is when you spread a partner out like a bear rug and ravage them from behind.

I was bear rugging this girl last night and she read screaming.

by BugzBunnyDWS June 27, 2020

ninja bear runner

A variation of the common childhood game “rock, paper, scissors”. Ninja kills bear, bear kills runner, runner runs past ninja. Therefore, ninja wins over bear, bear wins over runner, runner wins over ninja.

While playing pool, the break was determined by ninja bear runner.

⚔️🐻🏃🏽 ♂️

by Sweet Tits with a K March 26, 2019