Lodge's Incompleteness Theorem

The assertion that no food identification system can be both comprehensive and unambiguous

Lodge's Incompleteness Theorem questions whether a slice of quiche a toast or a taco under the Cube Rule of Food Identification.

by kingwotzit July 19, 2023

Favorite (in theory)

Well, no, I said...

Hym "That Islam was my favorite (in theory) and in the context of their rituals (Pilgrimage and praying 5 times a day). It's something I enjoy in a scholarly sense. Humans aren't good at being consistent (in thought or action) so you'll have to forgive me.

by Hym Iam July 23, 2023

cold spring theory

The probability that they know Eugene is 10 to 1

Cold Spring theory? You got the wrong map.

by Florence1 August 2, 2023

HAYOSA’S THEORY

HAYOSA’S Theory states that the probability of bagging 5 baddies is to shoot for 10.

Brudda 1: broski, describe your college life!
Brudda 2: HAYOSA’S theory

by C&PM August 3, 2023

Among us theorem

when one scream the loudest in an among us lobby and besides all the evidence, everyone votes for the one accused by the loudest

IT'S PINK IT HAS TO BE
HE KILLED MY GRANDMA
IT HAS TO BE

"the entire lobby proceeds to vote pink out, ignoring all prior evidence"

Thus, the "Among us theorem"

by WateryBadZach August 10, 2023

Among Us Theory

The amount is theory is where you scream at someone until they are eventually voted out

"ITS GREEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD" among us theory

by Cra_zzy0 August 10, 2023

The Barbie Theory

When a show or movie has the animated main character be an actor that plays the main role in every film in order to give the viewers a sense of false reality while creating the most legendary franchise (and fandom) ever.

e.g

person1 : "this new animated movie came out where the main character turns out to be an actor and has bloopers at the end"
person2 : Oh yeah that movie uses the barbie theory to engage the viewers more.

by pole101 August 23, 2023