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scene kid 

To be a scene kid, you MUST:

1. Have a ridiculous amount of piercings on random areas on your face

2. Get extensions and dye your hair that looks like a fucking rainbow threw up on it (don't forget to change your hairstyle every 3 to 6 hours)

3. Upload fifty million photos of yourself a day from crazy, stupid angles and abuse the photoshop so you look THE SEXXXX!!

4. Own a shitload of skinny jeans. Who cares if you're suffocating in pants three sizes too small? You look RADD!

5. Go to ALL the local shows, even if you've never heard of them. Also, it's a good idea to act like an attention whore and beat the shit out of someone while you're there cuz you're SO HARDXCORE, picking fights with random strangers.

6. NEVER, EVER leave the house without at least six pounds of eyeliner and fake eyelashes the size of caterpillars. Also, nude lipstick is a necessity, and an insane amount of foundation.

7. Be bisexual and/or atheist. There is no God, because YOU are God. The world revolves around you. Everyone cares and sympathizes with every little fucking detail about your tragic, dramatic, wild life.

8. Believe that you are completely original, even though there are billions of kids just like you trying to fit into the "scene" subculture. It's also good to have a HARDCORE name for yourself, like Andrew Asphyxiate, Marina Massacre, Dana Disaster or Deryk Destruction.
Andrew Asphyxiate: OMFGG MA NEW HAIR IS RADDD IM A SCENE KID

Dana Disaster: MURDER MURDER GUN GUN BANG BANG

Douchebags...
scene kid by LittleMissSarcasm April 25, 2010
Related Words

jiffy kid. 

a grody, barefoot, baddly dressed, child.
the kid who hang out at the jiffy stores and marts is a jiffy kid.
jiffy kid. by vnicoleex3 May 2, 2010

territorial kid 

someone who nags about THEIR spot.
Those some territorial kids, always bragging about the pool spot and how they found it and it's theirs.

Sponge Kid 

A Sponge Kid is a female between 13-22 who goes to all ages club , hangs at malls, and wheres tna, spongebob backpacks,kangroos. Sponge kids tend to have a very low iq, but do not judge them sometimes they can take really fuck you over in a very snakish way.
person: what u doin this weekend

Sponge Kid: going clubing
Sponge Kid by boobnator May 14, 2011

Sasquatch Kid

aka Sassy, He is the kid of the group (if hes even in a group) that is the loser that nobody likes but, is kept around for the soul purpose of making fun of him. The Sasquatch kid is Justin Bieber like in appearence, likes to stalk people via GPS, and Says catch phases like "a fuck you" "wow asshole" "hey ass wipe" and the ever so famous "you jew". The Sasquatch Kid is also a major troll bait cuz he doesnt get most inside jokes or jokes at all for that matter. On the Internet the Sasquatch Kid will appear Gaiafagish in a way with his ";-_-" anime Emoticon. Coming in contact with a Sasquatch Kid can and will result in.. IQ loss, herpes, internet tom foolery, Bieber fever, the need to kill ones self or others, super herpes, and the loss of puppy. Oh yeah, he also likes to eat puppies. And or pee on them too.
xanthe: omg!
perry: what?
xanthe: is that a gay teal greenish bike?
perry: ah horse crap! here comes that kid sassy again.
xanthe: we have to protect the puppy!!
perry: agreed!
Sasquatch Kid: hey you jews, i tracked you via GPS.
perry: wow! gee much?
xanthe: Zing! LOL
Sasquatch Kid: WOW asshole! ;-_-
R: go away no one likes you. roar! roar! roar!
Sasquatch Kid by perryEB February 21, 2011

Scene Kid 

The next worst thing to a faggot; someone who likes hardcore bands, bands w/o talent, and/or music that they think is awesome when it is god awful; one who likes to take it up the ass because there are probably some lucky charms up there that were inserted during casual sex at the mall
Eww..look at those scene kids.

Yeah, I bet they are going to Auntie Anne's to butter their faces so the dicks are easier to slide into their mouths.
Scene Kid by deathdude March 15, 2011