fuck me gently with a 2 x 4 

a verbal proclaimation proclaiming surprise or amazement

Charlie, you know that adopted sister of yours that moved to New York, burnadette, wasn't it? well, while she was away she had a sex change and now she is Burnie. Charlie, eyes wide open proclaims " well fuck me gently with a 2 x 4"

fuck me gently with a 2 x 4 by l moyse January 5, 2008

fuck that ass 

1. v. command. usu. in response to question seeking advice about a relationship.
2. The act of fucking an unbelievable piece of tail.

Q- Yo, girl's been doggin' my shit for weeks, what should i do?
A- Man, fuck that ass.

fuck that ass by Jester370 August 31, 2006

fuck a duck 

fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
finger bang an ourangoutang orgie at the zoo
whack whack whack a yak
give it to an eew
69 a porcupine ill bet hell like it too

c above

fuck a duck by bob May 12, 2003

fuck buddy

A really hot-looking, good friend who you know you could never sustain, or alternatively have a relationship with (incompatibility or marriage), but love to fuck. LOTS and LOTS.

He's amazing in the sack, but we could never live together. He's my perfect fuck buddy though.

I'm married, but he's a perfect fuck buddy. No commitment involved.

fuck buddy by Catherine11 June 17, 2007

fuck ache 

When you have gone so long without sex, that your private parts, male or female, almost really ache.

It has been so long for me going without any action that I have an actual fuck ache. I need some now.

fuck ache by Panchoman Jr. November 20, 2006

Fuck Nigga 

A boy who pretends to be a man and about something but after he gets what he wants he does the switch up .. Strong possibility he will switch up before receiving what he wants

I fell in love with a fuck nigga.

Fuck Nigga by NikkiDee May 4, 2015

Fuck like a Tiger 

Similer to Fuck lion or tight as a tiger but more so quick and easy, yet long. Like having 100 diffrents girls, and being able to equaly satisfy them all, with no rest, because YOUR the alpha male, and its your job to fuck all the females. hence, fucking like a tiger. (same with girls too, you get packed alot, but it stays tight ALWAYS)

"Man she fuck like a tiger"
"yeah, she is tight after all these years of getn it too"

Fuck like a Tiger by Elmo88 August 14, 2008