Cock surprise

A sexual act. To began you must find a women who seems to be sad. offer her a back rub. during the back rub gently place your penis on her right shoulder (If placed on the left side it is a penis surprise not a cock surprise). softly say yes or no. when the women begins to reply ram your cock in to her mouth as quickly as possible and run. if not preformed quick enough you may loose cock to teeth.

I was about to give her a cock surprise but she had braces .

by dasilva1 October 5, 2010

Cock-Posing

When a woman who is of relitvley low beauty or "bum ass ugly" dresses up like a man and visits a homosexual bar in order to be sexually pleasured by rectal relations otherwise known as anal sex.

"On the Model United Nations trip we found Marylin in The Flamingo, a local gay bar, cock-posing

by Hammer and Sickle May 21, 2006

cock-purse

Nother word for my 'scrote.

Bitches

My cock-purse itches.

by Hellhouse December 22, 2005

cock crack

hot chick you can't control yourself around. A drug for your dick. All you wanna do is fuk.

Damn she's a fukin cock crack hottie

by tycoon November 20, 2006

Cock Randy

Anything sexual that is hot, sticky, or sweet.

Damn that was one cock randy experience last night.

by Shandalier December 8, 2007

cock cutters

braces. potentially dangerous for a male during oral sex.

She looked like she would give good head, but I'm scared of those cock cutters!

by steven17 January 8, 2008

cock press

when a girl grabbes a man dick and sticks it between her tits and pushes them against the cock while the man rubs his dick up and down between her tits.

Man ive been flexing my cock when I did my cock press on her last night.

by Cock flexor 69 April 22, 2008