Urban Zombie

An urban zombie is a person who works for at least 16 hours a day, usually from Monday to Saturday, without any overtime pay. He/she is from the Big 4 (EY, PwC, Deloitte, KPMG). Just like a real zombie, the urban zombie multiplies by eating the brains, spirit, willpower and a passion of fresh graduates, luring them with words like 'work-life balance' and invisible bonus packages.

The only way to cure an urban zombie is called the RL vaccine (short for resignation letter vaccine). However, one cannot simply give the vaccine to an urban zombie, because an urban zombie's heart and mind is full of empty promises and tight deadlines.

A: Hey, have you seen C recently? He looks weird and tired.
B: Ah yes, he's been working for PwC for three months, now.
A: Oh, he has turned into an urban zombie.
B: Yeah and it sucks, man.

by rjxtoday March 16, 2014

pajama zombies

The hordes of midday shoppers at various stores like walmart who are wearing their pajamas and wondering around endlessly, seemingly doing nothing.

We need to get to the store before 10am before the Pajama Zombies starting showing up.

by The Dude Abides April 18, 2015

Spitting zombie

An ejaculating penis.

Gladys was surprised by the immediate reaction of Warren’s spitting zombie since she barely touched it with her small, Deadpool-like hand.

by spittingzombie August 29, 2018

Mutated Zombie Turtles

Think of Ninja Turtles that look like zombies and are zombies. They were created when a man wanted is family killed so he created a goblin that created the zombie mutated turtles. He was offering the Goblin and ZMT and whole bunch of money to kill everyone, then they realized it would just be more fun to eat the whole family including the man. The ZMTs spawn in a cellar in the basement. Their only weakness is people with freckles or a extreme freckle fetish.

Steve: How the hell are we supposed to kill these Mutated Zombie Turtles?
Matt: We need someone that has freckles or a huge freckle fetish
Random Unknown Guy: The know just the person
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-Freckle Fetish

by Weallfun September 19, 2019

Ra Zombie

Ra Zombie is a zombie that has an appearance of the Sun God Ra. He steals sun with his staff.

Ah yes, Teleport Ra Zombie, the classic combo.

by Absolutionist February 5, 2021

End Zone Zombies

A team from the Old School fantasy football league. The Zombies play in the "Chip" Division. They are known for getting a beat down at the hands of the Pineapple Express.

Wow did you see the beat down the End Zone Zombies got in week 6 against the express?

I hope I dont pull a End Zone Zombies against the Express in week7.

by The Pineapple Express October 15, 2010

cell phone zombie

People who walk around staring at their cell phones oblivious to others around them, thereby making others walk around them so as not to bump into them.

The other day a cell phone zombie crossed the street against a red light and almost got run over.

by Maximumvelocity October 21, 2015