old knackers yard

A old women's pussy

Simon.. She alright for her age isn't she, she's giving you the eye

Mike... Your joking mate, she must be 60, I am not going up that old knackers yard

by mitch00uk April 2, 2015

I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from

Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.

"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

by where the wite wimmen at January 28, 2008

good yard

"Good yard" is an autocorrect version of a drunken/high "good night"

Night = Yard.

Don't ask me, ask Apple.

Cya tmrw, good yard

by iexies October 11, 2017

Half a Yard

$50, or a $50 bill. Origin unclear; the term was allegedly used by both Depression-era hobos and con men. Usually used in a sneaky or devious context.

"So, Pete, did you take that rube for anything?"

"I took him for everthing he had, Mac, which was half a yard."

by Belmo October 3, 2009

good yard

Goodnight/goodbye mutha fucka. Used only when one is plastered beyond belief.

Happy trails, and GOOD YARD, my fine feathered friend.

by artist3095 September 16, 2015

Yacko Yard Apple

In baseball, the act of hitting a home-run

"bases are loaded and we're down by four, we need ya to go yacko yard apple here mike"

by Scrubeins October 26, 2009

Rec Yard Rape

To be sexually and violently raped in an area with no means for post anal assault clean-up or even a dark secluded corner in which to curl up into a post-rape fetal position and sob peacefully alone. Most often occurring in prison recreation yards, but can also occur in the free world, i.e. parking garages, baseball diamonds, 50 yard lines, etc.

Jimbo: Man did you see Jenny this morning? I heard she got rec yard raped last night in Tina's back yard after the party.

Jax: Yep. I saw her this morning looking like she had been cervically scraped by a mob of angry baboons...damn shame.

by Texas Muck Savage February 12, 2013