Working a Bird

Working one bird equals working a full eight hour shift

"I was working a bird last night so I couldn't have killed that woman!."

by Mrlightningfast June 25, 2018

Worthington

If tho shall see or noweth ye a Worthington tis now declared henceforth, that yu shall surrender all thou money foward to Worthington. Worthingtons are skilled in all crafts.

He is much like the Worthington

by 1KIKILINK September 4, 2018

Working as hard as a congressman

Working hard at not working, or working as little as possible. A fancier way of saying "slacking off".

"Yeah, Bob has been working as hard as a congressman."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."

by Drunkle Dunkle February 22, 2019

Working the deli

When a guy beats off on webcam for a woman

Oh, Keegan’s working the deli for savanna right now!

by Hllwnn October 22, 2019

Working at the Café

Excuse I make when I find out that {ENTER NAME HERE} is cheating on me but i dont want to believe it.

Concerned friend: Yo bro I saw her getting freaky wit sum bois from school

"Bro" : No way she was working at the café

by Hopeless boy69420(70) January 4, 2020

working like a dog

Sacked out on the sofa all day.

"Man, I've been working like a dog", he muttered into the phone, his feet up, eyes on the game, the bag of Doritos on his chest almost empty. There must have been a time, long ago, he imagined, when dogs spent their lives herding cattle from sunrise to sunset, but any actual 21st century dog he knew was lazier than The Dude.

by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020

Working on Update's

Windows most annoying feature

Person 1: He, Do you want to play games?

Person 2: No I have Windows update

Windows: * Working on update's 17% Please don't turn off the computer

by Tjempo July 16, 2020