Soggy Biscuits

(n) A game in which men race to ejaculate on a biscuit. The last one to ejaculate loses, and has to eat the "soggy biscuit".
"Dude, I can't believe I lost Soggy Biscuits yesterday. That was totally nasty."
"I know, man. That frat party was out of control."
by Rose Levinestein October 23, 2008
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earth biscuit

A tree-hugging female hippie who doesn't shave and always looks like she's maybe been rolling around in the dirt.
Wow, that Alanis. What an earth biscuit.
by fratberry June 05, 2007
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chicken and biscuits

a euphemism for an especially satisfying act of sexual intercourse, often with a thick female partner.

I'm glad I finally got some chicken and biscuits.

Man, that girl cooks some good chicken and biscuits.

by A_Steez November 11, 2008
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Biscuits

Teeth that look like a bunch of ugly biscuits.
OMG, you guys! Look at that girls biscuits! Yikes!
by CelebrityUrban June 08, 2011
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biscuit

- when a Marlow does a good deed approved by a Neda, then a biscuit, (point system for future units of compensation) are rewarded.
Fixing the Sharon is worthy of a biscuit.

Biscuits can be loving, filling, shocking and/or slightly annoying and funny.

For example; a soggy finger shoved into another person's ear, followed by laughter and annoyance.
by Woof1 February 07, 2010
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Biscuit

1. a clean alternative to bitch if you're talking in front of your parents
2. a word to use if you are taking up a bet with a friends to speak in a British accents all day
1. Girl #1: "Girl #3 totally stole my boyfriend!"

Girl #2: "Girl #3 is such a bitc-....biscuit!"

2. "Would you mind handing me the biscuits, love?"
by willowire July 31, 2010
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Noodle Biscuit

A random word you throw into conversations when they are going nowhere or really boring. Like if you notice people are starting to trail off and talk to someone else you throw a noodle biscuit in there and they will wonder what it means and they will focus there attention on you. Try it! it works
I had to "noodle biscuit" my way out of that jam.
by Reilly March 10, 2005
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