no-win situation

a situation in which there is no hope of success

Thanks to the flood caused by Hurricane Katrina, New Orleans ended up in a no-win situation.

by Light Joker April 9, 2006

I win

The #1 phrase that a gamer hates to hear!
It means, . . .I win!

When somebody scores that ultimate point at the end of a game, sporting match by in, tournaments, cat & mouse relationship sarcasms without a good comeback, wagers, debates, ect.

Eric: I don't know anything about that website!
Bryan: You didn't ask me!

Kelly: You're all making crying game statements and technically, if a guy is misrepresenting, misinforming or misleading his spouse or friends in any way, you are aware and a part of the harms and wayside that causes life. You know, . . .what's the filter word these days? Right....Drama! Don't even! I Win!
Eric: Kelly, I swear to you, I wouldn't do something like this!
Kelly: OH BRYAN,...Would you mind telling the people standing for the lines, ...I Win! Faithfully means more than just who's bed you lie in! And, Jon said, "don't trust Jim," either!
Bryan:(knows she's right)
Eric: Fuck man, . . .this? Why? She's your friend AND your boy messed up!She said stop! I said stop talking about her, love her and this is childishly dramatic!
Kelly: I still win!
E&B: Kelly, shut up!
Kelly: Winners, . . .aren't we all? Ladies, I can't belive you helped these asses do this! Quit being fascinated, facilities, suckers! Look, look, I can type those sounds together. I just can't say them very well any more! Moreover, Jon's still turkeydick & I would have whomped that tag @ the release! Care to wager a video ass whooping on that shut up?

Ms.turyJ: Why didn't you?
Kelly: Haven't you herd? That amount of dumbass leaves a lingering effective on imprinters! I can't be smelling like smelter & dumbass. I can smell like fucken all day! But dumbass and smelter. . .IDK!

E&B: WHAT? That's messed up!
Kelly: Instinctual karmic climax. So is this! Ergo. . .I still win, we still win! Suck It!!!

by IWINK'D April 29, 2013

just win baby

Something the raiders don't do
See: loser

Raiders fan: The raiders Just Win Baby!!
Any other other team fan: Yeah, sure...

by myname182 June 7, 2014

Pin it to Win it

The phrase "pin it to win it" refers to mashing the throttle all the way, essentially pinning it to the floor or throttle stop. The phrase can be applied to cars and motorcyles. The phrase can be related to going all out at the track.

Hey dude, there's some good competition here. Remember, you have to pin it to win it.

by socalwrench October 14, 2011

I Win

A Sex-Game played with a man and a woman. First one to cum wins!

Jose: Hey man, Where's Mark and Cara?
Jason: The went off somewhere to play I Win.
Jose: What's that?

Mark from another room: "I WIN!!"

by Random Cali Dude June 14, 2010

Dar Win

1. A term for failure reserved for those who's self esteem would be damaged by being told they fail. Since no one is left behind they get a dar win.

2. A win for the human race when a stupid someone fails so bad they are permanently removed from the gene pool.

1. Little Sally ate her crayons instead of making a nice picture for the art contest. She gets a dar win for her contribution.

2. This guy from Australia fell to his death while trying to plank on the railing of his apartment balcony, that's a real dar winner.

by GreenBird23 June 10, 2011

Epi-win

An epic win, only waaay more epic and win-ful. It's just an epic win full of WIN, awesome, and success.

Or, quite simply, Kelly Burton and Forrest Picher.

1: "Hello my name is Forrest"
2: "I wouldnt care if your name was Alkasmir"
1: "thats my middle name"
2: "epi-win"

by Kelly Burton January 18, 2009